Why I don't skateboard

It's funny because almost none of this applies to people who skateboard as a sport. These are almost all pictures using them as means of transportation. You're a dumbass.
 
As a skateboarder, I think this is a really stupid website, I will say however I absolutely hate when people mall grab their skateboards. So damn annoying.
 
Double post, but what I hate even more is when people push mongo a.k.a penis pushing a.k.a front foot pushing. It looks terrible, it's unsafe, and you can get much more board control if you learn to push correctly.
 
In case I am ever in a skatepark in my future, how should I hold my skateboard so I don't look like a tool.

Totally serious question, even though its unlikely I will ever be in a skatepark again.
 
not even kidding, is this acceptable?

or is this just presumed uncool?

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I used to skateboard, but I've never heard of this "mall grab" "mail grab" business.. There was nothing wrong with holding your board by the trucks..
 
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