Why He Doesn't Want to Eat Octopus

chicken

chicken

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it would be hilarious if someone just made up the subtitles so the video would be all "touching"
 
It's comforting to know that you are too much of a pussy to ever know the pure bliss that is well-prepared octopus.

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Not sure if you are talking about him or me. Either way I have no idea why that comforts you? But if you were talking about me then of course I know what octopus tastes like.
 
i was gonna say the exact same thing, bandolero is half retarded anyways though so i wouldnt expect to understand what he means
 
this is so sweet. Really hope it isnt fake (with the subtitles), what language are they speaking anyway, Portuguese?
 
i'm not sure but apparantly this is all translated well except for the last line he says. He doesn't say "I am doing something beautiful"
 
Says the guy with grade-school level writing ability. If you're going to insult someone, at least pretend you're not using Facebook chat.

It's not unreasonable to assume that "chicken" has never tried octopus outside of a sushi restaurant, I don't think this really counts. Properly prepared octopus is found primarily in Spain, done Galician style, and its preparation is a true art. Unless you've been to a restaurant in Spain or Portugal where the chef has experience in preparing octopus, then you haven't got a clue what it's supposed to taste like.

Now that he's a self-righteous vegan pussy, it's nice to know that he'll never enjoy one of my favorite plates.

 
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