Why does the natural beauty of the earth and ethereal serenity make me have to poop

[Farmville420]

Saw a bunch of joke threads about this but I'm being for real, I'll be on a hike in the woods and the second it gets too peaceful and beautiful I have to shit insanely bad. Is it a human instinct or something or am I retarded

 

[thankagaper]

That's God telling you to find an elevated place to see how far you can blow out...

 

[thankagaper]

David lesh suffers from this same mental issue.

 

[thankagaper]

3. I pick up my dogs shit religiously,

But enjoy leaving big human shits in the middle of trails...

 

[Farmville420]

That's God telling you to find an elevated place to see how far you can blow out...

gonna poop at the peak 10 classic this year

 

[thankagaper]

Midair?!

gonna poop at the peak 10 classic this year

 

[Lonely]

We get it. You are a shy pooper. No shame in it

 

[thankagaper]

I drank a thermos of coffee on the way to the mountain, I scan the parking lot, it's silent, everyone is skiing, so I go ahead and pee.

Instantly, there's someone staring at me from across the lot, or in a ghost car.

Everytime.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Literally every fucking time I go bouldering and get set up at the crag an intense wave of needing to shit hits and I gotta dig a fuckin hole

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

I drank a thermos of coffee on the way to the mountain, I scan the parking lot, it's silent, everyone is skiing, so I go ahead and pee.

Instantly, there's someone staring at me from across the lot, or in a ghost car.

Everytime.

This is why I started pissing out my car window before I'm even parked. Someone's gonna see anyway, might as well assert dominance. I try to aim for Jeeps especially

 

[SmokedGouda]

This is why suppositories exist