Why do my pants have two zippers on the fly?

[mattster]

one goes up to close it and down to open it

the other goes down to close it and up to open it...

what possible use could this have?

 

[-Mugatu]

if your cool and have two dicks you could piss outta both zippers!!

 

[huckaberry]

you know for some people its just difficult to pull that zipper up mentally ruins there life. So they have another one to simply pull down it all works out

 

[-Mugatu]

yo i was just watchin this fighter pilot show and the reason for down opening zippers is because when your pulling a bunch of G's in a plane the force pulls down, so like your pants wouldn't unzip.

so you either have fighter pilot pants or its because they made the pants for people to pull G's while turning on skis!!!!!

 

[madtownfreestyle]

its just to make it easier to piss without unbuttoning and shit.. you just bring the bottom one up

 

[Sticha03]

A vent... Incase your wee wee gets hot.