Why do girls not dig me?

The truth is, they're scared if you. True story. You're so damn alpha that they're afraid to approach you, for fear that they will make uncontrollable love to you.
 
Until I just googled it, I always though minecraft was this:

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Are thy at least similar? I don't want to have to resort to actually knowing about it. Can I get a synopsis without risking sounding like I know what I'm talking about when I repeat it?
 
it's the most retarded game ever, but so fucking sweet at the same time. you just mine and build shit, it's impossible to explain it to someone who doesn't play it. i love getting high and playing for an hour or two after studying and doing homework, then going to bed. so relaxing and clears my mind, pair it with some good music and friends and it's even better.

i know i'm a huge fag, don't bother reminding me
 
You gotta invite those bitches over and let them see you find diamond

I hear bitches love diamonds
 
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