Why do all freeskiers dress like clowns?

psyduck

psyduck

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The IF3 ski film festival thing is a block from my office..

and all I see is kids in either tight jeans and florescent scarves or jeans and tshirts 5 times as big as them.

I swear this street looks like a circus.

learn how to dress ffs.

 
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I agree man, this shit is a joke. They are trying to hard. It makes our sport look so bad. I mean, who thinks tight jeans and a 5xxl tall t looks good.
 
there is nothing wrong with wearing tall t's in public

however

there is something wrong with nighty sized t in public
 
thank you

too many skiers dress like fucking tools.

but then again if a pro wore pink panties and pink panties only, that would be the next huge ski fad for all the little kiddies
 
A newschool skier is basically a one person circus. We wear funny clothes, act weird and do aerial/gymnastic-like maneouvres that require spatial awareness and balance. All this is usually accompanied by music, and can be entertaining to watch.
 
I can't wait until gaper day 20 years from now. Everyone will be stretching tall tees out, making gun motions and laughing.
 
'Why do all freeskiers dress like clowns?'

Because at some point 'style' obviously became more important than functionality. Where this so-called 'style' came from is unbeknownst to me.
 
"learn how to dress ffs."

so you want everyone to dress like you? i don't get it, if we all had your style, that would be gayer than kids mixing shit up with tight jeans and tall t's. (to op)

and then i read "somewhere style became more important than functionality"

well, when most people arent fitting into t-shirts shaped like boxes, its time for an upgrade, and tall-tees fit the bill. not to mention, when youre riding, who wants your asscrack hangin out? tall-tees again, fit the bill. its perfect, so either love em or hate em, but they just work for our reasons.
 
In twenty years there won't be snow to ski on. but if there is people will be whering the most ridiculous shit like a tall t that drags behind them and bringing actual weapons to the hill.
 
I love big bright hoodies that look reminiscent of some infants' crib blanket, with some tight-ish jeans, bright-and-ugly-as-all-fuck shoes, mad saggy beanie, and its sunny and 90 deg outside.....

get a fucking clue

 
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