martymchoop
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Im interested to see what people have to say.
Why are we put on Earth?
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ILLinoisance
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HWW
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We were not inserted onto Earth as humans.
At the beginning (?) of the universe, lots of little pieces of matter were formed (?). After some time, some of this matter came together and formed some bigger objects. One of these objects was what we call Earth.
Earth went through a lot of changes, and slowly, as Earth became what we know as "habitable", some of this matter managed to start using other pieces of matter in order to benefit itself (single cells). This developed, and multiple cells came together in order to form organisms. Organisms had to change to survive the changing conditions, and somehow "we" found our way into existence.
For the last part of how "we" were put on Earth, we have already been here for a long time, just not as humans, instead as elements randomly spread throughout Earth. You can ask your parents about the last details.
So, basically, we are just a way for the universe to observe itself. (I can't say where this quote is from, because it's so old, but I guess Carl Sagan might have mentioned it in a similar way).
At the beginning (?) of the universe, lots of little pieces of matter were formed (?). After some time, some of this matter came together and formed some bigger objects. One of these objects was what we call Earth.
Earth went through a lot of changes, and slowly, as Earth became what we know as "habitable", some of this matter managed to start using other pieces of matter in order to benefit itself (single cells). This developed, and multiple cells came together in order to form organisms. Organisms had to change to survive the changing conditions, and somehow "we" found our way into existence.
For the last part of how "we" were put on Earth, we have already been here for a long time, just not as humans, instead as elements randomly spread throughout Earth. You can ask your parents about the last details.
So, basically, we are just a way for the universe to observe itself. (I can't say where this quote is from, because it's so old, but I guess Carl Sagan might have mentioned it in a similar way).
Poop_nugget
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to pee in peoples bum bums
Poop_nugget
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to pee in peoples bum bums
Bumblesteeze
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Why don't you bump another thread like you did last time?
Part 1
Because adam showed eve his tree of knowledge of good and evil, and she sate from it... She ate from it all night long.
Then they had kids(I wasn't around then) and one killed the other, and then somehow more people were chilling on the earth. At that point populating the earth was going along pretty well, but it needed to be stopped. So god told this old drunk homeless guy Noah to build a giant boat instead of living in his box and getting drunk all day. So this dude builds the boat, then the lord doses him with the power to pied piper all the animals from around the world onto the boat. He can't get the animals to stop fighting but one day while he was at the royal palace, he saw this dude david down in a cage with lions. Amazing enough david had managed to stop the lions from eating him with the sweet music of his harp. Noah knew that this was somebody he needed in his wheelhouse. Anyway the day they were supposed to leave, pharaoh sent his army to stop them from leaving. Wasn't really a point since they were in a giant boat in the middle of the land but regardless, he was pissed. So anyway right as pharaohs army gets close, abraham strikes the rock wall of the big damn and a giant wall of water engulfs them and sodom and gomorrah. A man names lot mad it out of the city and swam to the big boat. His wife had drowned because she didn't listen to god and take the swimming lessons. Any way, the rain started to pour, david played the animals music, and they were off. Half way around the world the engine started to go and God told noah to throw 3 of his sons into the furnace to use as fuel. The lord was just testing him though and when Noah tried to, the angel of death came down from egypt and killed a dragon to spare his son. (This is why we have no dragons today as they were unable to reproduces)One day God walked across the water and up to the boat, he told noah, my son will come from on high, and you will raise him as if he was your own child. The next day in the middle of the night noah's crew found a baby floating in a basket and brought it aboard. They named him jesus as the lord had instructed. Mary, noahs wife grew jealous as she thought that noah was having an affair. Noah told her to feel his junk and said you have seen and now believe, but blessed are those who do not see but yet believe.
Because adam showed eve his tree of knowledge of good and evil, and she sate from it... She ate from it all night long.
Then they had kids(I wasn't around then) and one killed the other, and then somehow more people were chilling on the earth. At that point populating the earth was going along pretty well, but it needed to be stopped. So god told this old drunk homeless guy Noah to build a giant boat instead of living in his box and getting drunk all day. So this dude builds the boat, then the lord doses him with the power to pied piper all the animals from around the world onto the boat. He can't get the animals to stop fighting but one day while he was at the royal palace, he saw this dude david down in a cage with lions. Amazing enough david had managed to stop the lions from eating him with the sweet music of his harp. Noah knew that this was somebody he needed in his wheelhouse. Anyway the day they were supposed to leave, pharaoh sent his army to stop them from leaving. Wasn't really a point since they were in a giant boat in the middle of the land but regardless, he was pissed. So anyway right as pharaohs army gets close, abraham strikes the rock wall of the big damn and a giant wall of water engulfs them and sodom and gomorrah. A man names lot mad it out of the city and swam to the big boat. His wife had drowned because she didn't listen to god and take the swimming lessons. Any way, the rain started to pour, david played the animals music, and they were off. Half way around the world the engine started to go and God told noah to throw 3 of his sons into the furnace to use as fuel. The lord was just testing him though and when Noah tried to, the angel of death came down from egypt and killed a dragon to spare his son. (This is why we have no dragons today as they were unable to reproduces)One day God walked across the water and up to the boat, he told noah, my son will come from on high, and you will raise him as if he was your own child. The next day in the middle of the night noah's crew found a baby floating in a basket and brought it aboard. They named him jesus as the lord had instructed. Mary, noahs wife grew jealous as she thought that noah was having an affair. Noah told her to feel his junk and said you have seen and now believe, but blessed are those who do not see but yet believe.
ILLinoisance
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god made adam and eve, not adam and steve!
DUCKS
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Huck_Norris
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To destroy teh pows.
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>”What?”
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>”Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.”
>”I don’t know what that is. What platform is it on?”
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>”have money please alterlier toroti give money please game”
>”Are you ok?”
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee’s counter
>he’s holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling “ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI”
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>”What?”
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>”Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.”
>”I don’t know what that is. What platform is it on?”
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>”have money please alterlier toroti give money please game”
>”Are you ok?”
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee’s counter
>he’s holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling “ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI”
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
yourthemannowdog
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To ask shallow questions like "Why are we put on earth?".
SKITHEEAST7
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To ski mutha Fucka!!
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Barefootin_Fiend
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because it contains the ideal conditions for human life. silly, you wouldn't survive on Mars, the Moon, Jupiter, Uranus, etc.
act.resist
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Because one day everything we know just happened to exist.
Mr.DarthVader
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no doubt
_Garagely_
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Adam fucked Eve
FuckAllOfYou
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to have sex, literally. but we're TOO SMART now or whatever. haha jk, i love humanity and how we're all just existing. I also find the brain extremely fascinating. ANYWAY i like to think that we're here to figure out and learn and live, then die. The end.
theBearJew
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I was put on this earth to call OP a bitch.
OP you're a bitch.
OP you're a bitch.
SpaghettiWizard
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we're in a matrix
