Why are jetskis so hyped up right now?

If you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.

Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.

fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
 
i got you, keep this off the front page. cant let people find out about these skis

14375160:Biffbarf said:
If you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.

Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.

fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
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Personally jet skis are too short for me. In fact I legally can’t ski anything under 210 cm in the US. If this reply gets 10 like or more I will tell the whole story. Hint: I get sponsored by Vishnu
 
it’s really difficult to find any real information on them besides what you hear from other skiers
 
14375160:Biffbarf said:
If you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.

Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.

fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
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most original and funny comment i’ve ever seen congratulations on being so funny and original ha
 
14375218:keagan.karstens said:
People buy them cuz they think it makes them cool. Don’t buy skis for clout
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they’re discounted icelantics that are stiffer than blends but have more edge contact than on3p magnus, mine have held up pretty well so far. It’s a lot more than just to look cool but yes you’re kind of right.
 
They are basically icelantic danollies, which if you haven’t tried, are extremely fun.

sanch(who designed and started jet) made em most likely cause he thought his danollies were the shit and since they don’t make em said fuck it and made jet so he could have em again
 
I got an old pair of 2015 danollies in my garage with countless edge cracks and mounted once already 5/10 cond. $150
 
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