Who's gotten first on an article?

[Get.Kronk]

A main page article is the only non-gay to say first except for a 1337 thread or ECB shit, so who has gotten first?

I just claimed the SASS camper of the week and earlier this year I snagged Dew Tour pipe prelims.

 

[TOK]

first

 

[deleted5]

me first (i know im not first)

 

[TOK]

sick claim thread, bro.

 

[Get.Kronk]

Thanks dawg

 

[BootySpunk.]

Cool....Want a cookie?

Who the fuck cares?

 

[Skittle.]

OMGZ DID I GET FIRSTEST????????? OH WELL THEN SOME OTHER NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[inb4_UMAD]

1st page

 

[ECB]

Using my name without written or oral consent is a copyright infringement. My lawyer will be getting in contact with you and mailing you a fine, and a dildo.

 

[BootySpunk.]

Oral consent = Blowjob I assume?

 

[TROLLED.HARD]

1st.

 

[TOK]

is oral sex still considered incest? Serious question.

 

[ECB]

well is oral sex sex?

 

[no_steeze]

we all know you and your cousin got further than that, stop denying it

 

[ECB]

i was answering his question though, is oral sex sex?

 

[no_steeze]

is it still incest if she's actually your 3rd cousin?

no but yeah it is sex because it's some form of penetration

 

[the_moderaper]

i had 3 so far. two joss days in a row, then my neighbor gor the next joss day and then i got another somewhere else

 

[pmw]

a few times

 

[Milksteak]

WHO CARES

 

[Blurst]

I have claimed first on every article. MINDFUCK

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

bahaha lold