Who's going trick or treating tomorrow??

[whoa-dere]

you're never too old to go!

but i have class i can't

 

[JAHpow]

No, I have the kids come to my house. I dress up as an armless zombie and tell the kids the candy is in my pockets and that they have to reach in and grab it.

 

[Sophistication.]

 

[iSmokeweed]

im working.... but im a waiter so im just gona wear a t-shirt that says "LIFE" in big black letters, and ill great the tabel with a lemon...

get it??? *crickets chirping* blah blah blah

 

[no_steeze]

nope. practice until 8 and then practice again at 7 thursday morning. i'll probably eat some candy alone in my room and cry

 

[bakedpow]

no iv got class till 730

after tho im probs gona dress up in a gorilla suit, sit on my front porch with a bowl of candy and a sign that says take one. when the kids reaches into the bowl i will yell loudly/grab there arms/try and scare the day lights outa some kids.

 

[.skiwi.]

Or tonight, where i am. But no i wont be

 

[klayer_9]

trick or treating for beer maybe

 

[Puns]

YES THIS IS MY COSTUME

halloween is my favourite holiday and I love owls and candy so much. fuckkkkfkfkfknfdksfnksjfkjsbeskg feeeee PISS

 

[shuckle]

that would be the best thing

 

[NotGhood]

I gave up on humanity a few years ago when parents started driving their kids house to house lest they get raped or abducted.

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

It's honestly getting out of hand.

 

[TaylorBlake]

solid.

 

[GayWolf420]

No because I'm not 6 anymore. I hate people that trick or treat pas the age of 12. Give it up.

 

[whoa-dere]

you must be so mature. what's wrong with making a fool of yourself

 

[CheddarJack]

So glad I have 2 younger siblings that will be trick or treating. Candy 4 me )))

 

[seward]

general rule of thumb.

if you have pubs, youre too old for trick or treating.

side note, if any of you kids show up to my house ill punch you in the dick.

 

[infuser]

halloween got "cancelled" in my town because of hurricane sandy... dafuq?

 

[BrewskiJr]

If by trick or treating you mean going to a bar in me penguin costume and getting shitfaced then yes. I will be going trick or treating.

 

[Obi-Wan-Jenobi]

I am. But were food driving not candy driving. Even though people still give us candy which im not complaining about.

 

[courtneyyy]

I like this idea.

 

[CheddarJack]

Mine got moved to Saturday, even though the weather's fine now

 

[Downtofilm]

You cant just move Halloween, dafuq.

 

[CheddarJack]

I know! Next thing you know we'll be switching to the Chinese New Year

 

[Puns]

why would I go trick or treating on november 1st...

 

[*SID*]

What if you just shaved?

 

[seward]

then you HAD pubes, rules still apply

 

[seward]

there did you what see I

 

[p-oskier]

Look at the thread date, then you will see that tomorrow is actually today.

 

[whoa-dere]

this just showed up on my fb, the meme is not that funny but the guy's idea is next level

 

[Rafiki]

i just ate 3 feet of gum what the fuck am i doing with my life?

 

[JStrathern]

You would think so, but in my home town Halloween is in the middle of the week even if the real day is on the weekend so "things don't get out of hand"

 

[GayWolf420]

You're not tired of trick or treating? Did you not get enough when you were growing up? Leave it to the little kids. Id be pissed if I were 6 and saw some 16 year old trick or treating.

 

[Puns]

Alright so some notable candies I recieved were a totl of 3 full sized chocolate bars, and one house gave me two of those!! Cray. It was good.