whoa...fucked up night

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midwest_rep2

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Man you know what it feels like when you hit rock bottom? I just found out and it sucked. I started out drinking beer, after like 10 beers my friend busts out his gravity bong and i hit that 2litre bitch a few times and i was gone. My friends were trying to decide whether or not to take me to the hospital or not, my face was pale white and my lips were blue. i had taken some zoloft earlier in the day as well. Soon i found myself sitting on the toilet just for some quiet time. I feel asleep and when I woke up there were noises come from in the bathroom (this is a public bathroom in a dorm). It took me a few minutes to realize it was some queer gay motherfuckers having sex. So there I was fucked up and throwing up while 2 homos had sex a few feet away. Finally I got the nerve to stand up, flush the toilet, and walk out. I just stared at the ground and mumbled 'fuck you' to them as i walked out. I then proceeded to the next bathroom down the hall where i threw up the rest of the night and passed out. made it back to my room by 4am and was still sick this morning. god damnit. what a shitty night

 
..best night of your life man...cherish it.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

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I go to school at a private college in OR. yeah it was a shitty night. it was one of those times when only i was really messed up and everyone else was having a good time. damn oh well

 
was probaly the zoloft that fucked you up. i dont feel like typing it out....so here's last night in AIM CONVO style

WINTERisLIFE: hey

Patandpawn: whatup bro

WINTERisLIFE: we almost got arested last night

Patandpawn: smokin?

WINTERisLIFE: no

WINTERisLIFE: we're at this party and we go outside to light off bottle rockets and smoke bowls

WINTERisLIFE: and we see this car pulling into all the driveways on the street

WINTERisLIFE: and my friend takes this bottle rocket and lights it and throws it up in the air

WINTERisLIFE: and it flys right into that car on the street

Patandpawn: lol oh shit

WINTERisLIFE: so we're like SHIT! and we all run inside...only to see the red and blue lights turn on on top of the car

Patandpawn: oh shit

WINTERisLIFE: so we turn off all the lights and hide all the alcahol and weed and hide up in the attic

Patandpawn: how many kids were u with?

WINTERisLIFE: like 15

WINTERisLIFE: but our cars wernt parked outside the house, they were down the street

WINTERisLIFE: we're up there and they pull in the drive way and start knockin on the door and yelling 'we know your in there open up!'

Patandpawn: hahaha

WINTERisLIFE: so the chick who'se house it was and her boyfriend go to the door

WINTERisLIFE: and they're like 'were you firing fireworks at my car???'

WINTERisLIFE: and she's like no sir... and then he shines his flashlight on the yard full of fireworks

Patandpawn: lol

WINTERisLIFE: so for like 10 minutes he's just ouside talking to them and giving them sobriety tests and shit

Patandpawn: damn

WINTERisLIFE: and we're all huddled up in the attic all fucked up and scared out of or minds

Patandpawn: hahahaha

WINTERisLIFE: so finaly we hear the cop say 'i dont realy care if your lighting off fireworks, but you HIT MY FUCKING CRUSER!'

Patandpawn: hahaha

WINTERisLIFE: and then they left

Patandpawn: lol ur lucky

WINTERisLIFE: it turns out a neighbor called the cops reporting 'gun shots'

Patandpawn: lolol

WINTERisLIFE: the cops went to all the neighbors asking where the gun shots were coming from when we hit them with a bottle rocket

WINTERisLIFE: lol

Patandpawn: lol

WINTERisLIFE: it was so funny when we were trying to clean up, we're shoving all the cups in the sink and trying to wash the alcahol out of them and shoving the blender in the trash and the bottles under the sink and the weed inside the cubbards

Patandpawn: lolol

Patandpawn: thats the worst

WINTERisLIFE: that was the most frightening molment of my life

WINTERisLIFE: when the bottle rocket hit that car and the lights turned on

Patandpawn: haha

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that sounds like a great night.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

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Haha, well after coming back from the frats after having what's about equivalent to 11 beers, I went to bed, but I had been fine, walk straight, carry convo, not slurrin. So my roomate and his friend from home told me I woke up, totally incoherent, babbling a bunch of noises. So I stand up and open his desk drawer, and start undoing the belt cause I had to piss. It took them about 10 minutes to convince me it wasn't a urinal, but when i realized it was a desk I didn't care and still wanted to piss in it. So then I walked over to my closet, where they informed me I couldn't piss there either, even in the bag... which had holes in it hahaha... so i was like... fuck it, fine I'll go to the bathroom, so then I put one shoe one, and went to the restroom. The End.

 
you mean it could have been better, then?

Brody

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i would have waited outside the bathroom and beat up the queers. i couldn't have done it in there cause they'd be naked, and i don't like to touch naked men

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after having taken witness to the sounds of corruption i would of headed back to the room and drank myself retarded praying to kill all the braincells that remembered that

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
yea, that sounds better than my idea

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

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that sux, one time i was drunk and i cut my leg open and i didnt realize it till about an hour later.

 
........weird............

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Yeaaahhh

Sounds like a normal weekend. One time I doffed a whole bottle of Gin in one. That was my all time low point - took me over a week to recover from that one and I can't smell gin.

The best one ever though was at an eat and drink all you can ski fondue in Courchevel in France. I quoffed three bottles of wine (the last one in one go) THen we had to ski down the hill - with lighted torches. Needless to say I burned myself and the mint chick I ran into the back of - what can I say, best thing to ever happen to a neon one-piece snow suit. Then I went off the olympic end of the Olympic ski jump on a sledge. then I vomited non-stop in my bath, shower and bed for a whole day.

Yeeeaeaahh

Has anyone got a liver for me

 
i love drinking myself retarted and doing stupid shit...especially when I cant remember it, and other people tell me what stupid shit i did.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

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