Who would win? Obama vs Romney, Paul, or Gingrich...

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poptarts4life

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In a boxing match.

Ron Paul - Would get knocked out 1st round from age.

pros:

-probably been around the block a few times

cons:

-age

Gingrich - I think he would put up somewhat of a fight because his weight would be like body armor but I think Obama could wear him out in 3 rounds. No KO though.

pros:

-weight(armor)

-slightly crazy(fuel to keep going)

cons:

-can't last long

-age

Romney - This would be a great match up because Romney seems to be the only other opponent that seems to be somewhat fit. Private equity i'd imagine would create some pretty resilient people so I figure Obama wouldn't be able to out last him like Gingrich. I have no idea how his Mormon status would affect him in battle. Overall I give him 6 rounds of even fighting before Obama is able to knock him out.

pros:

-seems fit

-born in Detroit

-mentally strong(from cut throat industry)

cons:

-age(64 doesn't seem like it though)

 
just heard this morning on the news that Romney has some policies that would make birth control illegal. defiantly not getting my vote, he seems like he will let his religious beliefs influence the country too much. Im all for separation of the church and state.
 
BRO...

you dont fuck with paul

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oh and especially in his prime...

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I say we compare them while each one of them were in prime health and age.

newt would get his ass kicked cause he was a total bitch

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Obama was also pretty pathetic in college

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SO i think the real fight would be between mitt and paul

Mitt

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and

Paul

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Paul will not get the nomination, hes not a Republican, hes a libertarian. His views are too radical for a lot of the Republican base.

Gingrich would get destroyed by Obama in the general election. Too many previous problems, and Obama would call him out even more on his claims to be this rebel. The dude was in Washington for how many decades?

Romney will be Obama's toughest but I think Obama still wins because if Romney gets the nomination, I would bank on a libertarian or "true conservative" to run independently. Itll be like Bush Sr. losing thanks to Ross Perot all over again.
 
are you kidding me obama looks like a bau5... mitt looks like a little bitch biking around town spread the "word".
 
Ron Paul in his prime would stomp all these muthafuckas brutally and eat their children like a young mike tyson!
 
Haha you may not agree with his politics, but Obama seems like a real chill guy, would be dope to hang out with him lol.
 
Reading IZ hard. But i standby my statement. Romeny would put up a fight, but Obama wins. It would take a few rounds with Gingrich because his pudge would absorb the blows, but hes not gonna be hitting very hard back. Oh and youd have to be careful not to punch the corners of his very square head, that might hurt.

Paul, lets be honest, he looks like he might snap at any point. Dude's too skinny...
 
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Hmmm looks like Rick Santorum needs to be added after he gained some momentum.

I think he is more on Romney's tier due to age but I still think he would lose to Obama. I think he would have better endurance than Romney but I think he couldn't hit as hard. I compared his off spring to Romney's and Romney's looked genetically stronger, which is my rationale for Romney's better strength. This leads to my poorly defended conclusion Obama comes out on top again.

Also, Obama apparently has a 200 bench press.

Another also... How sweet would an Obama vs Putin match be? Rock IV(government edition).
 
hahah this....

putin would seriously be able to kill obama in probably less then 2 minutes, putin is fuckin cool.. (not the whole communism thing but regardless)
 
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