Who would win in a fight? a hippo or a polar bear?

[jonnydub]

what do you thing?

 

[smuggsVT]

polar bear, duh

 

[UNREAL]

yeah

 

[TheButterHashira]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZLKb_5S21E

he would pwn the hippo

 

[Krush]

hippos kill more people than crocs every year, so im gonna have to go with hippos.

 

[Jhorski]

Wait, On what battle field?

Cuz i think if either had the home field advantage it could be iffy

 

[freezed]

you guys are crazy...hippo no doubt!

 

[invader7]

hippo

 

[cherry*pie]

ya for sure hippo

 

[Maximumsushi]

This reminds me of this thread:

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/146046/

HIPPO.

 

[EastSteez.]

bear

 

[bitchassphatz]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VmujY5xPXJM

as fake as this is, valid points are made, the hippo skin = very thick.

Hippopotamus vs. Bull Shark, Africa: Hippopotamus The hippopotamus had a cut, and the smell of blood attracted the bull shark. The bull shark ripped the hippopotamus' tail off, but the stomach and leg were too thick for the bull shark to bite. The hippopotamus bit down on the bull shark's head, ending the fight.

 

[dave44]

The hippo would probably win, but I'll root for the polar bear, just because it's white and lives on snow.

 

[gnustreetfool]

dam tough question although i love hippos this video shows how polar bears fuck shit up

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UHbLdSQkBYc

thats why i am going with polar bears

 

[4FrntQC]

hippo, in some contries in Africa theyre the #1 cause of death before aids and shit, they are fucking dangerous

 

[bitchassphatz]

we should exterminate them. i don't wanna be around for the rise of the hippo.

 

[CBROOKS]

hippo no doubt. it wouldnt even be competition

 

[sampsihoyos]

at first i was thinking polar bear for sure but after careful scientific examination and youtube videos, I'm going to have to say the bear is out classed by the awesome power of the hippoppottammussssssssss!!!!

 

[unchyll]

Hippos wreck shit up

 

[WikiWiki]

hippo everywehere except the ice- hippos have killed bull sharks- whixh kill the most humans in the world

 

[BvK]

I say polar bear has an easy win

 

[Luc.]

hippo is going to RUN SHIT. your an idiot if u actually think that a polar bear would win.

 

[R.Fahey]

Haha, what a funny lil montage. And I can't help but think of Jeff Kiesel when I watch that. I think I saw him lay on some dudes lap and get his hair brushed one day.

 

[c+ald]

hah yesss

 

[killabees]

hippo you n00bs

 

[comeatmebro]

hippo obviously NEW QUESTION:

what would win, hippo or elephant?

 

[d.spong]

that polar bear couldnt even kill a walrus. a hippo is bigger and would rape a polar bear

 

[sammyc25]

definitely a hippo

 

[flux-capacitor]

hippo... arnt they like the most dangerous animal in Africa ? the polar bear might like scratch it up a bit but then his sheer hippo Wight would make mince meet of him

 

[jp_draves]

a hippo could just lie there and the polar bear could attack it and do nothing other than just get tired. Hippo no doubt.

 

[KLovelace]

hippos.. theyre fucking ridiculous.

 

[invader7]

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/146046/

go read that

 

[ShredBetty]

if the hippo was hungry, then he'd win

plus he can rip that bear's head off with his mouth

 

[nedward]

a hippo would kick the shit out of a polar bear

 

[Black-Bandanna]

They kill more people then any other animal annually.

 

[Galli]

HIPPO

 

[80*s4eva]

i'm sure polar bears would kill a shit load of people annually if there were africans running all over the north pole!

 

[Crackaghan]

fuckin polar bears hunt and kill alaskans what the hell do hippos do.....sit in a pond all day?

 

[Mooose...]

 

[Mooose...]

^just look at that thing... its a tank

 

[Mooose...]

^just look at that thing... its a tank

it would ruin a polar bear

 

[twix_182]

im pretty sure it a hippo. if u watch planet earth and see teh polar bear try to take out a walrus, it didnt even hurt them. so a hippo is also more aggressive from what i have seen

 

[KoB21]

hip

hip hop

hip hop ananaumaus

 

[2planking]

probablt the hippo cuz the polar bear can't realy do anyting to it

 

[jakew]

hippo would bite a polar bear in HALF

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

hippo...if I were the hippo i would sit my fat on the polar bear and squash him

 

[Swan_Solo]

hippo, it could bite a polar bear in half

 

[bob_dole]

jeff and peter have been spending a lot of time together as of late...

 

[TheMoostafian]

hippo

that would be so tight to have a pet hippo...named RJ....... because then if anyone fucked with you, you could just be like "SICK EM, RJ!!!!"

 

[Barmski]

we must set the scene to which the fight would go down to make a tru estimate...

 

[-justice-]

hippo. They weigh a LOT and would charge down a polar bear like a dump truck over a 3rd grader.