Who will be first to wallride Trump's wall?

topic:the_moderaper said:
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Who's gonna do it? Itll be the most political hit of the year and tons of media coverage if they get noticed.

So?
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This idea is excellent.
 
All we need to do is find the skate rink closest to the border of mexico since there it usually doesn't snow on the border of mexico.
 
No one, because if it is actually built none of us will know, because we'll all be dead by the time it is completed.
 
next thing you know skiers are the newest method of smuggling drugs across the border. Newschoolers will be an online cocaine hub with kids trying to find new and innovative ways to fly over a wall with drugs in their ass while still looking steezy.
 
dont know about the ones down south, but i know a few snow-mexicans who definitely are popping ollies over that Great North Wall into the states to nab that cheap gas and milk
 
13783824:daannnnieel said:
because the south is well known for having mass amounts of snow?
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There are services to get snow wherever the fuck you want it.

Refrigerated trucks full of gigantic ice blocks which feed into a chipper machine that blasts snow out a hose. You can just order this up. I used to help build the quarterpipe at the summer Snow Jam series.

Trust me, you can get snow wherever the fuck you want it....
 
13783928:Mr.Bishop said:
There are services to get snow wherever the fuck you want it.

Refrigerated trucks full of gigantic ice blocks which feed into a chipper machine that blasts snow out a hose. You can just order this up. I used to help build the quarterpipe at the summer Snow Jam series.

Trust me, you can get snow wherever the fuck you want it....
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that's fucking dope, I always thought it was people shoveling out of the back of skating rinks to set up that kind of stuff. In that case my moneys still on freed hitting it with absolutely no snow, probably finding an escalator on it somewhere.
 
13784168:daannnnieel said:
that's fucking dope, I always thought it was people shoveling out of the back of skating rinks to set up that kind of stuff. In that case my moneys still on freed hitting it with absolutely no snow, probably finding an escalator on it somewhere.
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Yeah check it out -http://www.snowmaker.com/

Website is basically the worst I've ever seen, but there's all kinds of companies you can just hire to do snow. You can get the parts yourself and order the trucks full of ice, but there's loads of companies that do it for holywood / commercials / weird events that do that.

Technology...
 
13784203:Mr.Bishop said:
Yeah check it out -http://www.snowmaker.com/

Website is basically the worst I've ever seen, but there's all kinds of companies you can just hire to do snow. You can get the parts yourself and order the trucks full of ice, but there's loads of companies that do it for holywood / commercials / weird events that do that.

Technology...
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I'll give it to them, that website is actually pretty oldschool. 10/10 best way to piss off the potus, would be riding his massive wall of hate.

I wonder what the Mexicans would think?
 
13784215:daannnnieel said:
I'll give it to them, that website is actually pretty oldschool. 10/10 best way to piss off the potus, would be riding his massive wall of hate.

I wonder what the Mexicans would think?
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13784239:Troy. said:
Cops already get pissed about urban because it "disrespects the structure."

I'm in.
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Hey, hey - lets not politicize this thread. Keep that to NSG and whatever swampland of US political statements happen there.

Here, we're just talking about an absolutely epic wall jib. That shit would be all time.
 
13783834:.Dad said:
next thing you know skiers are the newest method of smuggling drugs across the border. Newschoolers will be an online cocaine hub with kids trying to find new and innovative ways to fly over a wall with drugs in their ass while still looking steezy.
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Lmao
 
13784246:Mr.Bishop said:
Hey, hey - lets not politicize this thread. Keep that to NSG and whatever swampland of US political statements happen there.

Here, we're just talking about an absolutely epic wall jib. That shit would be all time.
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I actually had no idea this thread was in sg until you pointed that out... I don't belong in here!

still though my votes for hoodcrew to hit it when the time comes
 
13784246:Mr.Bishop said:
Hey, hey - lets not politicize this thread. Keep that to NSG and whatever swampland of US political statements happen there.

Here, we're just talking about an absolutely epic wall jib. That shit would be all time.
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This is inherently a political thread.
 
13784246:Mr.Bishop said:
Hey, hey - lets not politicize this thread. Keep that to NSG and whatever swampland of US political statements happen there.

Here, we're just talking about an absolutely epic wall jib. That shit would be all time.
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I'm still down to be the first tele skier to hit it
 
Jumping the wall would be a sick shot. Unfortunately, the shooter will probably use 7,62mm, what fucks up the photo.
 
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