WhO WaNts to Buy My FuckIn PhAt bike for super cheap! time is limited!

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skipimp_

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Yo I got about 2 weeks to sell this shit

It`s a cannondale Jeckyll 2000, with a lefty shock, and fox vanilla on the rear, rear black hayes discs and front rst discs, sun ds1-xc rims, and the phat cannondale splined bottom bracket and cranks, it`s got 4.5 inches in the front, and about 3 in the rear....it`s a fuckin sick bike

red michelin tires

New this ride is 3500 before taxes, and Im givin it away for 1500 for it all, it`s a killer deal, and I need a new trials bike, I don`t want a full susp.....gimme a holla if you`re interested

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

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sounds pretty good but i got no money sorry dude!

who ever buys the bike is getting a good deal!

hope ya sell it

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Hey homo your bitch ass better come back really soon cause im havin a not so lazy stage in my life rigtyh now, so come back and we can blaze and ride around and shit fag

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
canondale makes shit bikes...the lefty fork is a joke...the components are prob shit...i wouldnt pay more than 5 bucks for this bike...

'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp

 
didnt you get that shit stolen?

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
naw, i got my other ride stolen, i had to build up this frame that was sittin in my garage for a few months......jones, you have no clue what the fuck you`re sayin so shut your fag sucking herpes ridden mouth

im comin back august 10 man and theres some crazy partyin goin on......chucks got a house for a week, it`ll be a tear, and fo sho we gotta go blaze and ride, im gettin laid every night here, it`s awesome...ive never had so much easy access pussy......cept when i visit Jones`s mom

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
please buy my bike

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
i agree cannondales suck.you pay more and really dont' get that much more, except that the frame is made in the usa, big deal, it only cost more because labor cost more over here, and the lefty fork is a joke, i was talking to an inside rep he told me the only reason he rides one is because he works for them otherwise he would have nothing to do with them.

if your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
well, why dont you ride one and make up your own fucking mind instead of believeing what other people say, don`t be a product of society

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
haha, settle skipimp, not only have i ridden several different cannondales but have owned two and put together hundreds and also sold one or two, and if you were to take any cannondale and compare it to say an equivelently priced specialized, the specialized will without a doubt come better equipped. so yoiu can take your product of society and kiss my ass. cause your lefty fork is about as stupid and worthless as a urt suspension design.

if your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
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