Who puts a cat in a bong, seriously?!

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http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/45827/us-man-put-cat-bong-039to-calm-it039

A Nebraska man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges - and catcalls from animal lovers.

Authorities cited 20-year-old Acea Schomaker on suspicion of animal cruelty after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 30cm by 15cm base.

The man told sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down.

The cat was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where she appeared to be in good condition yesterday, executive director Bob Downey said.

"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

The suspect did not return voice or text messages left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.

Deputies discovered the cat trapped in the device after responding to a domestic disturbance call at a residence the suspect shares with his grandfather, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.

Deputies resolved the dispute and left the house, but they returned minutes later after discovering there was an arrest warrant on the suspect for possession of drug paraphernalia.

Upon re-entering the house, Stebbing said, deputies saw the suspect smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to the duct-taped, plastic glass box, in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

The suspect was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty and taken to the Lancaster County Jail on the arrest warrant. He was released after paying a $400 fine.

Now he faces new charges for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia stemming from Sunday.

Stebbing said the animal cruelty charge could be raised to a felony if the cat dies or is found to have suffered injury.

Downey said tests would be done to determine whether the cat suffered lung damage.

"To the eye, the cat looks OK," he said. "It cowers in the back of its cage like it's a little bit afraid but, obviously, given the way it's been treated, that's not surprising to me at all."

Spark Notes:

Guy puts cat in home made box bong to try and calm it down. Cops bust him. Cat is dazed and doesn't move on trip to the animal shelter. Cat is probably tripping balls and having an awesome drive to the shelter.
 
he probably made it just to smoke the cat out, its the perfect size. its not like there aren't better things lying around the house to make a bong from
 
That is seriously fucked up, ive always had a soft spot for animals. What I wouldn't do to be able to 720 stoner tap.
 
I lol'ed. Then I kept thinking about how fucked it was that the cat was actually INSIDE the bong. That''s creeper status right thurr...

Cat must've been blazed out of its mind though.
 
one of my buddies put a goldfish into his bong for a day and smoked heavy.

probably got it fucked up but its still living to this day..
 
me and my bro did that before. then after we smoked we let it swim around in our pool. then we smoked more a got the idea to fill the pool with fish (my rents were on vacation). so we roll up to petsmart and buy 94 goldfish. we go back to my house, change into swim trunks, smoke a blut, and went swimin with fishes. definatly the funnest time ever.

my mom was pissed of though because we left the fish in there, and she went out to empty the filter like a 2 weeks later and it had 94 dead smelly goldfish in there. her face was priceless
 
did it bother you that they were all dieing extremely painful deaths, or was that not really a concern during the funnest time ever?
 
i watched the vegetarian episode of seinfeld last night, "fish don't feel pain" - coming from a veg. And hella yea thats a cred source.

Dont listen to this dood above, your story was one of few that actually made me laugh out loud.
 
come on. they're fucking gold fish. they aren't exactly at the top of the food chain. this really isn't any worse than putting them at the mercy of a 4 year old.
as to the guy in the story...you've got to be flat out retarded to get caught getting your cat ripped. seriously, who whips something like that up 2 minutes after the cops leave your house?!?!? fucking idiot.
 
i would not want to hit a bong with a cat inside it. thats not sanitary.

but i feel like ive seen animals get that high before. one time this dude blew a huge shotgun in this cats face and it was just chillin so hard. it was awesome
 
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2009/03/03/1236057045_4158/539w.jpg

I think that might be it.....pretty small.
 
sorry
539w.jpg
 
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