Who lives in portlandia besides me...?

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sami.c

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hi fellow skiing friends. i kind of just moved here and i guess i just need to find my way around the city. what is the happening thing to do here? i need to find my 'niche' here, where may that be?!
well if you have any tips for me or wanna hang out let me know!
 
I live in San Francisco, which is pretty much exactly like Portland...except I'm in SF and you're all the way in portland...
 
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seriously....WHAT THE FUCK? i asked for friends and basically found all the people i should not talk to....
welcome to portland then.
 
no thomas slays mad hoes day and night. he tells them about how he doesnt go to school and sits on the computer all day. they've started wearing diapers when they talk with him because they get so wet it just leaks everywhere
 
there are a good 3-4 threads in oregon regionals for people who just moved here. there are plenty of things to keep yourself busy
 
I went there over fall break it was pretty cool. My friend Dima lives there.PM him: username HermioneGranger.

 
People talk about glass ceilings, but if there's a glass floor this thread shot through it on post number five or so.

Believe it or not, many of the people posting here are legitimately nice, interesting individuals. It just doesn't show online.
 
well, besides butsecks with rowen, you could talk to hobos by the train station, hang out at whole foods, jump off the bridges over the williamette, and probably go mountainbiking

but rowen runs shit down thee so you should probably give him his due
 
you're just being nice because you wanna bang her

rowen already called dibs anus and mouth. you can get vagoo if you want
 
No, I'm being nice because the internet (much as we often forget) does have the potential to connect people in real life.

And Alex, you know I'm saving myself for marriage.
 
said little sally innocentpants as she tried to convince her parents to drive her to the mall to meet her internet boyfriend. little did she know her "boyfriend" was planning on kidnapping her and feeding her to his pet owls
 
so all of scott's stories of you having a new girl every week and being a complete pimp with english major chicks were all lies?

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sally's parents never drove her to meet me so the owls had to resort to cannibalism. i only have 1 left and he's scarred for life. he just rocks back and forth on his perch and twitches
 
keep Portland passive aggressive
btw stumptown local.. keeping it sorta reel. when i can. always down for a chill.
 
I was just in portland, but I'm sure it was the wrong portland. They could make a movie about that. You and me, in two completely different portlands, crossing the distance barrier, and somehow having a relationship through some type of magic portal or something. I think it'd be a best seller, heartwarming at the very least. Going against the grain to show that love is possible anywhere.

Thoughts?
 
It would be a chick flick and it would have been your idea.

Doesn't sound so good any more, does it? You'd be the inspiration for a chick flick. Woman.
 
i dont know about a full feature film, but that would fit right in with high budget pornos. too much fucking, not enough storyline
 
I remember my trip to portland sketchy drug addcits and tons of hipsters taking it to the next level of cool
 
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