Who just got intoxicated on Halloweekend?

I skipped parties both tonight and last night. last night so i could surf early this morning. tonight so i can study early tomorrow.

lame
 
I got drunk tonight and watched a couple movies with buds while drinkin a little. I buzzed a tiny bit but didnt get hammered, 2 huge exams next week. PLUS, the girl I had wasted a month on fucked me over last week so shits whack with that. But had to relax a tiny bit, time to study some bio after drinking though.
 
Yeah bro, im 14. Good comeback. Wait......Im in college and I know within time zones I live in the middle, but even with 2 hours leeway on either side its not that late. Fuck, if I go out and party hard I dont get back until 3:30. Thats all Im saying.
 
Haha awesome, glad you killed this thread that was supposed to be for fun. Thanks. Honestly, I can provide evidence Im not 14, but its fucking late, I just got done drinking, Im studying for an anatomy and Biology II exam thats on Thursday so Im not going to bother. If anybody else wants to comment on this thread that isnt just drying to be a complete and utter douche bag, please do.
 
I'm a narwhal.
Hopefully this works.
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Aww yeeee. Missed the bus to a party that my friends said was lame anyways. We're going downtown soon and hopefully not paying ridiculous cover. God I should not be on NS right now.
 
Yeah... I'm about to go enter in the costume contest... hoping I can maybe win a Mammoth Season Pass.
 
Hahahaha, lame partys suck dick. At one last night, its way better to miss them than even go. Even if its ridiculous cover, Halloween makes it worth it. I mean, unless covers like 40, fuck that, just find a random house to get drunk.
 
I almost fought some drug additcted kid who headbutted me and pushed me, too bad I laughed so hard and he was high on coke so I couldnt do anything cause he would go shit storm. THats fucking midget fat fuck. everyone told him to chill out even his friends and he was flipping out a everyone pushing everyone atfer the party got crashed. fucking faggots man everyone hates that kid who is as dumb as a rock and gors to an alterantive school for dumb fucks who get in trouble in regular school. /rant
 
By the way, thanks for taking my karma down because of a slightly sarcastic post I made that everybody took way too seriously and transcribed it into an awful character flaw. Oh well, it's what happens I guess.
 
FUCKyeaa dude i am SHmamied!!!!!! So gone right now like in the sky blowin it. Holloweekend was one for the history books,. put duh team on his back doh! hold muh dick!
 
drunk now. dressed up as the lead singer from reel big fish. blacked out last night but apparently ran around singing their song "beer" with a forty in my hand. wide fucking awake right now
 
got blessed all day, but im still in my wheelchair and waiting on a prosthetic so i couldnt really go anywhere
 
Fun weekend but my main 'get unbelievably fucked' night will be tomorrow(monday) cause the uni snow club is having a big ass party in some club.

Tuesday= i have 3 lectures, a tutorial and a 3 hour practical. FML.
 
Epic Story

Drove to the party with 9 people in my volvo station wagon, started taking tequila shots, made out with younger girls, girlfriend found out and started crying for hours, i chugged my tequila bottle, someone drove my car to another girls house with me, i blacked out, when i woke up i found out my friends drove my car to get bud and it broke down 20 mins away. Just made up an elaborate lie to my mom. She's going to find out.
 
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