read from did you know fact page "If you tape two halves of a ping pong ball to your eyes, and stare at a red light while listening to static, you will have complex and vivid hallucinations
A while... He has to type with his penis you see, which means he's gotta get hard before he can type, but he cant watch porn because of his flaccid penis and lack of fingers. Its kind of a catch 22 actually.
dude, I'm talking about listening to static and staring at white and red for 45 min, which you certainly don't have to do waiting for edibles to kick in