Who has watched the "kohl schoening promotional video"?

when kohl showed me these shots yesterday at school i could tell immediatly he was lying and that it wasn't him

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dooooood, first off, chill out. i only started to ski park last year, im 16, and skiing since i was 3.

i can ski, but its the all around aspect of skiing that makes someone good. too be good at everything. rips crazy big mountain lines, ski park, and throw in some bumps if neccessary. my point is that i have spent more time in the park this year, than i have ever before, because i want to be an all around good skier. good at every aspect. right now, all i have to do is park. i do agree with you that one should learn to ski though before heading into the park.

but this dude's promo is awe some, (meant to be 2 words), is he can ski like that, (minus that cliff), this guy looks like a prett solid skier from what ive seen.

but just cuz someone is in the park, doesn't meant they cant ski!
 
i havent read the 4 pages of useless poop but i have had the pleasure of skiing with kohl and not does he kill it at skiing, but hes also one dope brotha. i dont even see why you felt the need to use ANY person as your example, whether you know them or didnt. fuck you and fuck kids like you. until you ski with him or anyone else your going to call out i suggest you keep your mouth shut up step off.
 
this is newschoolers at its absolute worst. the kid who made it is "a fucktard" (thanks evan). even if you wanted to make a point, there is no point in calling a specific person out. make your point and get on with it.
secondly, kohl slays pow. kids sponsed by K2, the most epic pow ski company there is. You think he would 1) live at baker, 2) be sponsored by K2, and 3) want to ride bents in the park if he couldn't ski? 1 video does not portray how a person skis. yea a promo is supposed to do that the best it can, but they rarely fully accomplish that. I don't like talking my game up, but i think i ski pow pretty damn well. Fast, aggressive, and fluidly. but i wouldn't put a shot of me making 4 turns in a promo. it just doesn't look that awesome. fuck you. kohl is the man, kills it at everything. back off his shit and post a picture or video of you doing what you think skiing should look like. UNTIL YOU DO THAT, YOU GOT NO GAME
 
This thread is hilarious. I was nearly fooled by the date...

I just want to give a nice big "Fuck you" to the thread creator for his classless decision to call out an amazing skier out of the blue because he "can't ski park". Seriously, decent people just don't do that to other skiers. Some of the others in this thread are almost as bad. Props to Kohl for taking it, and making the memo seggy making fun of this thread. Dope.
 
Wow kohl is one of the worst skiers I have seen in a while. How does anyone actually think he is sponsor worthy. I agree with the thread maker that this kid is a no one know thinks he is the shit. Leave and join the soccer team or something, but I heard he sucks at that as well. god damn.
 
ahahah so THIS is the beginning of "get back in the park schoening"

it makes so much more sense now
 
actually i do beleive its you and the other idiots in this thread who are trying to say what skiing should be and how people should be doing it...
if he wants to ski park 100%, then let him, if he wants to huck cliffs 100%...let it...
i HIGHLY doubt u can do what kohl can in the park...so show some fucking respect for him because i can almost garuntee he loves this sport as much if not more than you and puts alot of effort into bettering his skiing.
that goes to the other d-bags in this thread as well...u know who u are.
 
haha this thread is hilarious. if theres actually any doubt still just go watch motherland or meet me in the mountains. /thread
 
its not poor skiing or style, its strength. until you've excercised the sport for years, you cant have style or even know how to truly ski. any little kid that has parents to buy top of the line equiptment can be as good as kohl. thats the future, in a few years, muscle memory and super ski strength shows the capability of a skier.

in the meantime, what seperates kohl from say, my favorite skier jon olsson. nothing, kohl is probably better. in a few years, no doubt he will be. unless there is a change in thought. the way we ski. the way we jib.
 
dude you just made yourself look like a complete fucking idiot and everyone on this thread would agree. And ive saw your last year promo/video and it was just a ton of attempting flips. But to the thread creator your also a fucking idiot kohl skis at my mountain quite a bit and he slays at park and if dont recall he was riding hellbents the other day and skiing powder so dont judge someone from some promo. Ive seen him ski and he is a damn good skier and your just a dinglefuck.
 
Okay first of all

1. This is the most retarded thread i think i have EVER come across.

2. Sirfryanator Shut The fuck up I saw your promo and it blows a huge fat cock, why dont you go "attempt" another frontflip and let Kohl actually land his tricks you stupid prick.

3. Kohl skis at my mountain and I see him skiing "EVERYTHING" perfectly. He Slays powder and I rarely ever see him in the park unless it's late in the day or the snow isn't very good so he isn't a park rat at all.

4. Anybody who hates on Kohl most likely sucks themselves.

5. Kohl your a boss
 
oh ya almost forgot I'm pretty sure the Nimbus crew hits some BC Booters also.

So they must suck at powder right?

God people in this thread really don't know shit.
 
Just for the record here is Kohl Schoening skiing last season (Not even a promo so I doubt it's even his best shit)

And here is Sirfryanator

Matt Fry Season 07-08 Promo from Matt Fry on Vimeo.

Comparing seems like nothing but an utter waste of time.

I vote Kohl in this situation unless mr. fry over here has "progressed" a lot over the summer

but that i still doubt
 
shit fail on the videos.

here is links if you guys are actually interested

FRY=http://vimeo.com/1495732

Schoening=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNp_1CTTAq8
 
dude what the fuck is wrong with you to single out someone like that what did he ever do to you? people dont just go into the park for their first time and be expected to kick ass at the park. this kid is sick and the main reason him and real skiers unlike you are skiing to progress and have fun. kids like you are whats bad for skiing
 
hahaha he is way too "erect" in the park, too bad he's not around to see brogan and warnick. he would have a heart attack
 
maybe he likes park more than he likes reg skiing there is nothing wrong with that as long as he is having fun and he can slay in the park too and just cus his for isnt good off the clif he still did it.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP i bet any money he is twice as good as you
 
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