Who has the best pic up lines

[Dsnov832]

haha whether you know it or not you look reaaally dumb right now

 

[KarmaInitiative]

your just like my freezer, i wanna put old meat in you

 

[Chungyow]

My love for you is like diahrea i just cant hold it in

Nice legs when to they open

i lost my bed can i borrow yours

hi my names pogo wanna jump on my stick?

 

[K2epro]

lemme get that becky

 

[jorb.co]

makes no sense...

 

[JHDski47]

I lost my teddybear...will you sleep with me tonight?

 

[ECfreeski3]

thats a Silence of the Lambs reference/quote (almost? i dont remember the exact words)

 

[Piste.Off]

do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

 

[Gstrong]

haha

 

[SDrvpr]

do you work at subway? because you just gave me a one footer!

 

[nipples-the-cat]

You’re so beautiful you make me wish I was strait

Lets face it I’m hot your hot and we both know you have a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vise versa (kiss a snatch)

Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?

You have a beautiful voice; I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis

So do you fuck, suck, and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time with a Jesus freak?

 

[Pirruccio]

yup

 

[TheMoostafian]

I think you mean footlong...

 

[Shreddysaurus]

i remember when i had my first beer

 

[Freeskim@n]

my threads

 

[MattWeiss]

haHahAHAHAH, dude got owned

/threads

 

[wesley.]

you have 203 bones in your body rite? Call me wen you want another

 

[butteredpretzel]

wana have sexual intercourse?

 

[griffin.paisley]

if its true that you are what you eat i could be you by morning
how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled, or fertilized?

 

[griffin.paisley]

wanna split a rape charge 50/50

 

[pooalol92]

a man walks in to a bar and sees a woman. he tells her he is getting laid tonight. she asks how he can be so sure. the man says because i'm stronger than you.

 

[sTr8_JiBbiN]

"hey are you going to be around this weekend to do anything??..... cuz ummm ya uhhhhhhh i dont think uhhhh im gona be around... my schedual is full uhhh i think." ( quote from "The Office" )

 

[SteezinSteezer]

do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a foot long

did u grow up on a farm?? cause you sure know how to raise a cock

 

[yuck]

both of those are reposts lolololol

 

[J.Braun]

my personal favorite

"aye girl, so your either gonna put out, or get out."

 

[brittt]

if any of you used a single line mentioned you would get your ass kicked and shut down by absolutely any girl..they were funny though not gunna lie. ha

 

[Mailbox]

Hey, what has teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper!

 

[Chompo.]

you look nice, just like my bentley

 

[B.Pol]

I not only know it, I love it

 

[Gstrong]

you guys should be nicer to girls, there funny but there so sexist against women, its so bad

 

[butteredpretzel]

windells session 4 cabin 10

 

[SpaceTiger]

If you were an oak tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole ALL WINTER LONG. That's an original btw.

 

[hue.]

someone grab a fire extinguisher cause, damn girl, your smokin'

 

[Stickity]

hey, i'm kinda wired so...want to come over to my house so i can eat your pussy?

 

[Gstrong]

ok so a couple of weeks ago me, and a couple friends were just hanging out at one of my friends house(zomb) and for some reason there was this not that attractive chick there named ketya and she was talking about all the people she's slept with and caleb was like "what about caleb" it was so smooth i laughed so hard.

 

[tuna.]

said in french: "T'est yeux sont d la meme couleur que ma Bentley"

translation: "your eyes are the same color as my Bentley"

thank you b-dog

 

[kickerlicker]

Any engineering majors may appreciate this.

Hey baby, will you squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?

 

[LockyK]

are you from tenesse? coz your the only 10 i see. (get out a 10 buck note) except for this one, which is yours to earn (stuff it in your draws)

 

[Bright_Nation]

 

[Pewbz]

"Are you a lesbian? Wanna prove it?"

 

[dat_ski_dude]

- do you wash your pants in windex, because i can see myself in them

- do you give head to strangers? No. Well then let me introduce myself

- hey baby lets play house. you can be the door and i ll slam you!

- lets go back to my place for some pizza and sex. what? you dont like pizza

 

[mr_shifty]

haha thats good

 

[snikende_asfalt]

Barney Stinson: "paramedic trick", or "old man from the future trick" is probably the best

 

[Bright_Nation]

Naw man, Mrs Stinsfire takes the cake.

 

[snikende_asfalt]

yeah, that's pretty awesome.. as is the "scubadiver trick"

 

[Mr.Capone]

give your cell phone to her

"I'll call you later"

 

[shagalabagala]

Going to a chocolate themed party thursday. chocolate fountains, chocolate shot glasses, baileys, the whole shebang. I'm using my roommate's brother's ID and we're the Hersh brothers... Anybody up for a Hershey's Kiss?

 

[Zump.]

"you're like a championship bass. i just don't know weather to mount you or eat you"

 

[Crock360]

Your ass or mine?

Hey whats up, your place or mine, top or bottom? Allllll riiiiight

 

[snikende_asfalt]

I lost