Who has the best pic up lines

[Gstrong]

write your best pic up lines, here's one
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

 

[Ski4frnt4445]

searchbar has the best ones

 

[assface]

hey, doyou want to see the inside of a van?

 

[Hermondo]

first, searchbar.

second, i'll contribute anyway.

"Why don't you come home with me because i'm going to be having sex with you whether you're there or not"

"you might as well come home with me because you just drank about 3 martinis worth of rohypnol"

 

[Shreddysaurus]

1

 

[Shreddysaurus]

2

 

[GORlLLA]

That's the word on the street

 

[Bright_Nation]

"I'll noseslide your box if you lipslide my rail"

 

[Gstrong]

I'mI'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? VWould you like some?

 

[WikiWiki]

searchbar

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

I do believe it is "pick-up lines"

 

[turtles]

hey baby, wanna suck my dick?

 

[no_steeze]

does this smell like chloroform?

nice shoes, lets fuck

 

[danbrown]

Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche

If there was ever a nuclear holocaust, I could provide for you

 

[Armanzoid]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

"I can smell your cunt."

 

[wh@t]

whats up! how much am i gonna have to pay to get you drunk?

 

[debrickshaw]

may i please insert my penis into one of your orifices? (sp?)

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

i have to pee can i use your butt

 

[dodgey]

hey baby are you jamaican? cuz jamaican me crazy

 

[Joshua.]

Hey baby are you jamaican? cuz you wreak of weed and if you're high I can prolly get laid.

 

[dodgey]

haha much better. you win

 

[Tripplesixty]

this

 

[Aaaron.]

Mañana por la mañana, te preparé los huevos por el desayuno, siempre que me des los tuyos esta noche.

 

[General_Ripper]

rephrase:

"bitch this dick don't suck its self"

 

[yojimbo]

haven't you learned that girls don't like pick up lines yet? i prefer to fuck girls with some intelligence so I find intelligent conversation to be the best way to get laid. and everything beyond that is all in the eyes and the smiles.

 

[General_Ripper]

god i hope your being sarcastic.........dumb girls = win

 

[wh@t]

so i give it multiple handjobs to keep it happy"
lol pwn3d. no hard feelings, im just bored.

 

[Ko-Pain]

wow.

 

[Elden-JR]

these r kind of good but most of them suck

 

[nickyp]

A pick-up line: a line of pick-ups

 

[wiscorider]

are you in karate? cause your body is kickin

 

[yojimbo]

wow, what? it's the truth. pick up lines only work on dumb bitches & then you wake up feeling gross all over. fuck that.

 

[twin-tip-hero]

"do you have a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them.""Where you born on a farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks"

 

[B.Pol]

Ohh man I watched that episode last night, good good stuff

 

[Ski_ThEast]

I may not be fred flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock

 

[COLONELSanders]

I'm not an expert in hardware but i can tell you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

wanna fuck or should i call my lawyer?

ya know I'm an astronaut and my next trip is to uranus.

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

For the nerds: Shift! Look at the asymptote on this motherfunction!
Let me be RNA polymerase so i can unzip your genes

 

[Ski_ThEast]

oh and i forgot this one

you give her something and say "this ones on me but maybe later i can get on you"

 

[PeeDuBzz]

thread/

 

[*Get_ill*]

wanna go out for pizza and some sex?

uhh no

what you dont like pizza?

and you got somethin on your chest...my eyes

 

[tremp]

if we flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

 

[adamlukowski]

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

 

[ShoulderSurfer]

me: "how much does a polar bear weigh?"

her: "i dont know"

me: "enough to break the ice; my name is tim."

 

[yuck]

you just drank 3 martinis worth of rohypnol.... so you may as well just come home with me now.

 

[wildkeykal]

My first and only was epic, "would you like to do some mushrooms?"

 

[LMPJibbin]

win

 

[njwa88]

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - can I have your number?

I've got some Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the Rainbow?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

 

[UNREAL]

no, everybody and their fucking mom knows that one

how about

Ask a girl to buy her a drink. She responds "I have a boyfriend". Then you respond, "Well, I have goldfish". Her response will be like whaaatttt??? Then you say, "Oh, im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that dosent matter".

That ones clever

 

[Armanzoid]

Wait, episode? Where do you think that quote comes from?

 

[Relish_man]

i see what you did there...

 

[B.Pol]

south park its the one where bebe gets boobs or whatever, cartman says it...