Who gets drunk on christmas eve?

a couple years ago i ran away from home 3 days before christmas, and i spent christmas eve blasting rap music and smoking joints in the catholic church parking lot during the christmas service. but thats just becuase i hate christmas, not christians.
 
I went to my bros house and like every 40+ year old, including myself and my mother, was having red bull and vodka. I remember looking really concerned when this parent was adding ginseng to his redbull+vodka and them laughing at how the uni student was telling the parents to slow down.
 
well its currently 3:44 christmas morning and i am fucked up beyond belieg\f. i am hangin solo as of now and i am two fifths of whiskey down and going stsrong
 
My firend came over and I slung him a sac and he brought some labatts. He asked me to join him in a beer but I tunred him down. They werent too cold.. if he had some a bottle of vodka I'd join him in a belt
 
thats because your a pussy. my family dotn like me drinking either. but i'm just like look bitches i do wut iwant
 
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