Who gets cold sores?

johnnypsunami

johnnypsunami

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i made out with this chick last night and dont know if she had them, but now liek my underneath my bottom lip its kinda red and shit, fuck i better not get them

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
lol stay away from the dirty bitches!!

hopefully she didn't slob the knob...cuz it'll never go away!

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
hahahaha! hilarious last comment.

It could be any number of things.

Better hope its not syphillis and you nob rots off though

 
i'd rather get syphelis than herpes... syphelis is curab;le with a shot. if you got herpes you gots that shit for life

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
so pretty much you werent making out with her, but you were sucking the last guys dick that she slobbed.

''Its Friday again and time to get battered like a cheap cod.'' -Bawb
 
A lot of girls have gone down on a guy at least once, especially as we get older here, so chances are that applies to most kissing you do.

 
ew! maybe you got w/ a guy and it was just his stubble that scratched your face. haha kidding. but yeah, ummm don't get w/ sluty girls w/ herpes. that's nasty.

 
witchbaby, you're retarded, you can't get genital herpes from sharing a drink, unless sharing your drink consists of rubbing the cup/straw all over your no-no-special-spot

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Beautiful

This is the best 'welcome to your sluty life' column I've ever read.

Boy, you'd better get yourself down the clinic and have the nurse poke your ham howitzer about with a wooden spatual

 
you know what's really funny? The d00d never said he got his man-meat chick-vacumed, all i said was that 'hopefully she didn't slob the knob...cuz it'll never go away!' and everyone starts talking about how he has like three different diseases...

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
hahaha calm down here ppl, all i said is i have liek this small red spot under my bottom lip, and its almost gone today so i realized i dont have anything, and im pretty sure there is a difference between cold sores and the fucking herpes that rots your cock, so everyone calm the fuck down! haha

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
haha actually there isn't really

there is herpes simplex a and herpes simplex b. Either one can invade your cock :-)

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
and you got both of them..The viruses are out there..and you're all gonna die suckas....what?.....he has what?..Oh.......What?.......yeah....ok.......ok.........I only had it once....where?......do I have to?.......BUT I LIKE THE STAIRS!!..WAHHNNNN!!!!!

 
wtf is this guy talking about ?

get off the crack buddy

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
if you have herpes on your mouth thats just herpes simplex 1, which means you dont neccessarily have genital herpes. It depends how much she actually did slob your knob

 
i had a cold sore over xmas and i hav\d onky been with one guy and he didn't give me the cold sore it was just from really really chapped lips. i made out with 3 guys over xmas break and none of them got cold sores, haha it was really funny tho cause my sis and her boy told one of the boys that it was herpes and he was gonna get herpes, he started to freak out and shit, it was hilarious

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
at least people like andy dont have to worry at all about these diseases....

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
but but...

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
ive already been getting sex from your mom for awhile now, so dont even worry about it

OH!

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
what a heartless, lost, teenager you are andy.

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
skiboarding bitch, you made out with 3 guys over xmas break? Santa should've put some morals in your stocking!

Everybody to the limit!
 
andy, i was in it for your pecks too, cmon, dont think im that shallow

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Three? thats nothin..snoggleberries taste like snoogleberries....funniest movie ever........where's the bathroom?........mmmmmm......only once?..ok......no..no....left......ow..wrong hole.....what?....uhhh......Joe?....ow!.sorry!....you're my daddy!....Elton!...again?......ELTON!!....but...thats not your name........pretend?......uhhhh....I don't really feel comforta-OUCH!......where'd you get that?.....Joe's closet?...my dad Joe?......OH GOD man....enough........no!, I don't like it like that......RAPE!.........oh, shit sorry man...I was just playin.....isn't that what I was supposed to say?

k....next time.

Crack? Im not on crack dickhead....Im IN it.

oh god..I feel so dirty.

 
hey UB 9 inches whatever you are obviously a flamer who makes no sense, so go away

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
i get it. you guys are tools.

i think hes funny. But thats cause he paid me...I mean LAID me, sorry.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

Proud Member of the Anteater Posse
 
It;s fuckin Snozzberries too man, not snoggleberries or whatever you said.'

We are the musicmakers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams!

Everybody to the limit!
 
pee wee herman has cold sores. maybe you got them from him?

just joshin ya...in the ass...hahaha...sorry.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

Proud Member of the Anteater Posse
 
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