Who else got some last night...?

[applejuice.]

yummy!

 

[smooticus]

nada

 

[eldridge]

giving is better than receiving! lol i gave my GF some deliciousness

 

[applejuice.]

i gave it to my roommate last night

 

[rudager]

I got advice on a certain lady from a friend.

Valentinesy enough

 

[eldridge]

well arent you just a little sweety pie lolol my roomate deserves nothing for constantly bringing the shittiest smelling food into our tiny ass room

 

[hoodratz47]

i cannot complain..... im 25 shes 18,,,, HAAAAAAAAa she does not know better...
and yes .. .i rob the fucking cradle

 

[applejuice.]

actually i'm immature and annoying most of the time, but she's my best friend.

 

[darco]

hallmark holidays are LAME

 

[eldridge]

anyone who gives me that much candy isnt immature or annoying haha

 

[cooner]

this.

 

[Huck_Norris]

While this is true and candy is mostly for fat people, I'm having a hard time thinking of another holiday where someone rolled an L for me then demanded I smoke it while they service me. Just sayin.

oh, and I'm single too...

 

[applejuice.]

i found that picture online. i gave her my $15 godiva chocolates that came free with a purchase of $75 or more at victoria's secret.

 

[Huck_Norris]

pics of vicky's jewel thong or it didn't happen.

 

[darco]

gypsyyyyy

 

[eldridge]

i swear my gf could spend her entire retirement in that store in a matter of minutes

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i got some last night. it's amazing what a box of chocolates and some roses will get ya.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Your gf's retired? Nice work young buck! There extra room in her ski chalet?

 

[applejuice.]

baha i know. i was like hey leigh, gotcha somethin...lol free stuff!

 

[eldridge]

cougars are where its at "son"

 

[spruitm]

I ate a whole bag of candy hearts at work yesterday and it was the best day of work ever

 

[ForrestW]

a bag of those candy hearts with phrases on em showed up on my counter last night. no idea where they came from but im stoked without a doubt. ate like half the bag this morning

 

[applejuice.]

best candy heart = r u 4 real

 

[theabortionator]

Worst holiday ever

 

[.frenchy]

for you aimee

 

[Huck_Norris]

You will get no argument out of me.

 

[neutralzombie]

hahahaha what trickery!

 

[LOOSECANONPLAYAZ]

I have genital warts so no girl will touch me....I spent the night by myself in the bathroom, contemplating life...then I remembered about all my friends on newschoolers and decided it wasn't worth taking my own life when there would be so many other peoples lives affected. So i spanked the monkey listening to Tom Petty "Free Fallin" and passed out in my own bodily fluids.

Thanks Newschoolers.

 

[eldridge]

dude you should totally get a NS tattoo on your forehead

 

[Huck_Norris]

Nah B, an NS tat on each genital wart. At least they'll be steezy warts then...

 

[Ski_the_east01]

its even more amazing what an edible arragement set up will get you...holy moly

 

[LOOSECANONPLAYAZ]

Pick a better spot.

 

[eldridge]

head of your dick?

 

[paige.]

dawwwww...
i got a heart-shaped cookie from my friend. and my mom texted me.i felt loved.

 

[LOOSECANONPLAYAZ]

Horrible

 

[sack]

wow, America sure has some crazy types of candy. cream heart snickers what?!??

 

[eldridge]

ok, ok, across the stomach like 2pacs "Thug life"

 

[applejuice.]

holy fuck edible arrangements are the tits...seriously fruit > candy.

 

[1337]

Got none

forever alone

 

[TMiller]

so you fooled around with your best friend???

 

[spruitm]

.....seriously