Who did you fuck with

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lol at my old work I made a bunch of die cuts that said
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
and put them everywhere. they kept taking them down (i cant imagine peeling away at 6 year permanent vinyl for each letter)

no wonder I got fired

/cool story
 
im sorry, saran wrapping toilets doesn't work as well as you think, its so easy to see i feel like i would never piss on a reflection of myself.
 
I set up a fake gay personal on craigslist for one of my friends.

SO far today he has gotten 200 calls and 100 texts, and he still doesnt know who did it
 
I glued a couple coins on the ground and people were trying to pry tem up with pens. I'm in middle school btw
 
thats what my friend did. we stood their for 30 mins laughing at people, then a janitor peeled it off. im in middle school too.
 
haha a friend of mine bought a fake ring and convinced her dad she was engaged. at 19
 
i got owned by my mom, she made me think i failed one of my courses that i had an A in all semester. it was complicated but yeah.
and i didnt do anything, i made a bunch of cardboard and shit fall on my manager as he walked in the door but i do that all the time. i suck at april fooling.
oh and i told everyone im straight...
 
i got my college counselor with the "my top choice declined my acceptance letter" joke and my mom with the "can you pick me up from jail" joke hahaha. both were shitting their pants.
 
told my mom the pot roast burned down the kitchen and that she was gonna have to do some remodeling.
 
i told one of my friends/clients that he severely underestimated his company's tax liability for 09 and he owes uncle sam about $25,000 in additional taxes.
His jaw dropped. I kept a straight face. We discussed some of his options for a few minutes, and then I finally broke down and told him it was a complete lie.
I'm sure he'll get me back.
 
Put a lot of clear industrial packing tape across my brothers door so when he woke up he walked into it in his boxers and it got stuck all over his body hair.
 
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