Who cartman's dad is...

i think it's kyle's dad. We now know he has a dad and it's someone in the room the night of the dna test. Kyle's dad was in there. I rewatched that episode and found kyle's dad was the only one besides the little lab assiant unaccounted for when the wire for the hospital power was cut. It seems odd that he was missing throughout the episode and everyone else's location was known.

other factors

-kyle was making fun of eric for not having a dad at the start of "200"

-kyle has ab- blood type and so does cartman, if you don't know that is a rare blood type

-only cartman could give an organ to kyle when he was sick

i know i'm forgetting someother things but I think he will find out gerald is his dad but then forget it somehow in the end. Any other ideas on this mystery to help me not study for my sociology exam?
 
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dude i never would have put that all together. pretty sick. but watch, they wont ever tell us at all and just keep us guessing.
 
This thread is awesome. What about Kyle, knowing Cartman is his brother... South Park you silly bitch, so awesome.

Also who was the Coon?
 
i feel like i should say it,

who made a new account on ns just to post this? i could guess at who it is but unless thier account is currently banned why would someone make an alias to make this thread. This is an awesome thread!
 
not to completely geek out but...
kyle is only half jewish, its on his moms side. Which means he could not be jewish, if they did in fact fuck and make Cartmen in the first place.
 
haha, no his moms a hermaphrodite, and shes actually his father (MAYBE ITS KYLES MOM!!!)
 
I acutally had an account before with like 4 posts awhile ago but i never used it so i forgot the pw, login, and email. I normally just read posts.

 
I was wondering that too, the only hint I remember was the kid had brown shoes, and most kids in SP don't wear brown shoes, but I never really looked into it.
 
haha sooo fucking epic...

its to bad that the creators are getting crazy death threats and law suits for the whole Mohammad thing
 
I love when "J-Lo" tells E he can tell him bout his real father, n cartmen goes on bout his mom is a hermaphrodite n is both hahah. Anyway same here, but for a chinese test

 
Well the Scott tenorman part, and at the end they tell Tom cruise that they know a place where there are no human to make fun of him. It then cuts to a shot of him lying dead in the moon next to wilzyax. Classic
 
my lord, you really know your south park. even though you were wrong i am extremely impressed by your knowledge of this show
 
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