Whistler

CrystalineSkier

CrystalineSkier

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Hey guys, if you're tired of skiing the shittiest snow on earth and having none of the fluffy white pow that we're usually used to, head up to whistler. I was up last weekend (two days ago) and it dumped 1 1/2 feet of pure pow. Great skiing and my friends and i got first tracks on Doom-and-Gloom, whistler Bowl. . .it was great. So head up there if you watn some snow cause they've got plenty of it.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Andrew: Crap, the 'm' key only works 25% of the time.

Me: Dude, what does the 'm' key do?

Andrew: . . . it types the letter 'm' you dumbass.

Tolerance is not the idea that everyone in the world is vital to the world. . . it's how much beer you can keep down.

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
soon my son, soon

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
it was good, still is, but it didnt cover enough rocks and shit, twas good. some 40ft cliffs and crap, steeps, fun, yea, but not best skiing ever, although for a year like this its great

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
I did grant's mom last night. it was good, still is, but she didnt cover enough rocks and shit, twas good. some 40ft cliffs and crap, steeps, fun, yea, but not best sex ever, although for a family like his its great!

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
big mountain skiing is gay grant

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
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