Which Ski Size will enable me to get more ass. 177cm or 184cm?

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CloudBasedRippah

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So I am the typical "5'10" shorter dude who only gets laid because I am somewhat decent at skiing. I normally ride 177's and have considered them to be perfect for me. All the ski size guides out there are saying 181 should be my biggest ski but they're also fuckin posers.

I'm in the market for some new Armada ARV's and found a good used pair that I am hella stoked on. The issue is that they are 184 cm's and I'm a bit worried they'll be too big to spin shitty 1080's and, therefore, too big for chicks. Anyone out there ever sized up and had issues? other than ED or STD's ? (skiing related only pls)

Thanks for the help
 
14174120:Michigan_Sucks said:
5'2" here rocking 172 cm ARV 106s. Size up if you aren't a pussy.
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Bro you are literally oompa loompa sized comin all up in here barkin at me about 172cm's. That shit is literally the size of my toothpick. We're talkin about gettin in that 180cm+ club, Mich! C'mon now!
 
14174122:CloudBasedRippah said:
Bro you are literally oompa loompa sized comin all up in here barkin at me about 172cm's. That shit is literally the size of my toothpick. We're talkin about gettin in that 180cm+ club, Mich! C'mon now!
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I'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

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14174130:Michigan_Sucks said:
I'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

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14174130:Michigan_Sucks said:
I'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:11:38pm

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:12:29pm
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Hahaha no cap you got me cheif. I think I may go 190 just off that roast. Much thanks my orange friend!
 
[tag=268912]@CloudBasedRippah[/tag] obv dosent ride big boi skis, if you aint riding 10-15cm above your height you a lil bitch, ive been riding 177s since I was 5,3

14174130:Michigan_Sucks said:
I'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:11:38pm

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:12:29pm
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I’m 5’8” and have spun 184s. I regularly ride 180s. You’ll be fine. You’re overthinking it.

Plus, you gotta use them hips to spin bigger skis. Pays off with the ladies.
 
This man knows the way, I know kids who are 6,3 and say that there 184s are too short I’m like stfu

14174248:BradAusNzCoCa said:
I’m 5’8” and have spun 184s. I regularly ride 180s. You’ll be fine. You’re overthinking it.

Plus, you gotta use them hips to spin bigger skis. Pays off with the ladies.
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I'm 5'9" and I ride 185s. I have no problems hucking a 7, and I've got blends which are kinda heavy. You'll be fine. Size up
 
Appreciate all the feedback. Turns out this clown wants 300 bucks for used 2019 ARV's when they are 319 brand new on EVO for the 2020 smh.. I remember when people used to hook each other up on this site, sucks how people just want as much $ as possible. ANYWAY, just going to buy them new and will rock the 184cm so the chicks know I have a big cock. Thanks again folks!
 
14174277:AaronO. said:
184 if you want ass. might get called a shrimp dick if not
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Absolutely can NOT be havin that. I cant believe that all this time ppl have been calling me shrimp dick, oompa loompa balls, and micro penis all because I've been rockin skis in the 170's... Moment of self awareness I guess. Cant wait for my cock to grow as soon as I strap these puppies up!
 
Nah your still shrimp dick if you don’t rock 203s on the daily

14174281:CloudBasedRippah said:
Absolutely can NOT be havin that. I cant believe that all this time ppl have been calling me shrimp dick, oompa loompa balls, and micro penis all because I've been rockin skis in the 170's... Moment of self awareness I guess. Cant wait for my cock to grow as soon as I strap these puppies up!
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14174281:CloudBasedRippah said:
Absolutely can NOT be havin that. I cant believe that all this time ppl have been calling me shrimp dick, oompa loompa balls, and micro penis all because I've been rockin skis in the 170's... Moment of self awareness I guess. Cant wait for my cock to grow as soon as I strap these puppies up!
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I’m glad I could help facilitate your breakthrough. Big ski energy is real
 
14174285:ColoradoDogfart said:
Nah your still shrimp dick if you don’t rock 203s on the daily
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EASY BUDDY! 203 is gettin dangerously close to a snowboard and we all know those fuckers have the most micro of peni...After typing this I realized it made 0 sense because we are talking length and not width but FUCK IT. Statement stands. Snowboarders have baby hogs
 
Fuck snowboarders

14174320:CloudBasedRippah said:
EASY BUDDY! 203 is gettin dangerously close to a snowboard and we all know those fuckers have the most micro of peni...After typing this I realized it made 0 sense because we are talking length and not width but FUCK IT. Statement stands. Snowboarders have baby hogs
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14174460:DeebieSkeebies said:
girls wont even acknowledge your existence in the tram line or at pdawg if you dont have at least 195+
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Damn man that place sounds fuckin GNARLY! They'd never let me in with my tiny ass dick :(

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Grabs look cooler with longer skis. Maude told me that at camp of champs some years ago. If you have seen Maude then you know what the answer is.
 
been on the 184 arvs and 177s and tbh the 177s were alot more fun. 184s were pretty dead. get a ski you think will fit ur needs.

maybe they changed that this year.

Idk.

that said, I only buy the biggest size.
 
14174851:Zypher said:
5'9 and ride 186-193 daily. Spin the 193s a bit slow but mid 180s is no problemo. Size up kiddo
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OMG your a fuckin hero. Also, not many words out there that dunk on people harder than referring to someone as "Kiddo" imma steal that, buddy
 
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