Which Animal?

ErMahGerd

ErMahGerd

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Which Animal would you rather have to fight. A bear, a tiger, or a shark. I was having this discussion with my friends and i chose the shark simply because you really are defenseless in the water.
 
a shark would fuck you up.

i'd take the tiger because all you have to do is bite their nose and they fuck off somewhere else.
 
well the shark throws everything off because it is a sea creature and the bear and tiger are land so its not really comparable
 
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my bad i meant i wouldnt want to fight a shark. Id say a tiger. I hear they wont attack if your looking them in the eyes
 
they are comparable. alot of my friends said the shark simply because bears are so relentless. they really have no weaknesses
 
nah shark would destroy you, a shark is a fucking insane predator if it even got a taste of blood it would go crazy. I would go bear because you can just play dead, also I have heard of more people surviving bear attacks then anything else soooooo bear it is
 
i would not want to fight an animal in their own environment.

so i would absolutely not fight a shark. why? because it cant come on land, so it'd have to be in the water. and you are fucked in the water. it can drag you under, people are not mobile in the water, have limited visibility. you would absolutely lose to a shark if it really wanted to kill you.

a tiger in the jungle? terrible. you'd just be stalked and ass raped. those claws would murder you. there'd be nowhere you could go. you cant outrun a tiger, you can't outpower a tiger, and it would move like the wind with those kitty reflexes. i feel like i wouldnt even be able to touch it without being mangled or dismembered by those fangs.

a bear? hmmm. more powerful than a tiger, yes. but they're probably not quite as quick. i feel like if i needed to i could gouge a bears eyes out and stand a fighting chance. a tiger? i think making any move for its face would result in it biting my hand off. plus i cant see an environment playing much of an advantage to a bear.

so that said, i'd fight the bear.
 
yeah but how fast can a tiger run, and jump, and climb.

im just saying the environment doesnt help the bear. not like the jungle helps a tiger in terms of stealth or the water helps a shark by limiting human mobility and strength.

bears will definitely fuck you up, but i dont think it would be as lopsided a fight as with the others. plus, with a weapon, i think i could spear a bear in the heart. a tiger? shit those things are lightning fast. so are sharks in the water.
 
good point man. i feel fear should also be taken into account here. which animal would you be most afraid to fight. And which animal would be the most painful to get hit by.
 
i just think of it in terms of living and dying. and to beat something that outpowers you like they all do, you have to gouge its eyes out. you cant just kill it outright with your bare hands. honestly, what are you going to do, kick it to death? no. shark is out of the question. you lose. tiger i dont honestly think i could get to its eyes. a bear? maybe. just maybe.
 
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