When’s the last time you peed your pants

[Thenskla]

For me if was when I was 14, I was on the road with my dad, had drank a large coke as Mc Donald’s and stupidly didn’t use the restroom. My dad did not want to stop the car because A:”you should have gone at the restaurant” and B:”You’re old enough to hold it”. I actually did hold it until our destination, but the moment I stepped out of the car, maybe for the cold breeze, maybe for the motion from sitting to standing, my bladder gave up and I pissed on the spot.

It still haunts me.

what’s your story?

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

good first post

 

[Jems]

I piss my pants essentially everyday but its only a few drops. realistically I've never fully pissed my pants cause im not a big baby bitch.

 

[GrapeHunter]

does cum count?

 

[Rparr]

One time I overshot a large jump on a very full bladder and the rest is history

 

[switchlip2]

The last time I had a seizure

 

[Clark456]

Does pools count

 

[littleman34]

I dont pee my pants but I do seem to poo in them every couple years.

 

[jimbobs]

tomorrow

 

[oldmanski]

Its been a few years but I did a long distance motorcycle race from one coast to the other. Only stopped for gas and repairs, stopping to pee was not an option. Wet pants would dry in a matter of about 15 mins from the wind and heat.

 

[theabortionator]

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants...

 

[arnie_grape]

i have never pissed my pants post-babyhood but when i went to Dominican Republic on a grad trip i got stuck on this bus drunk as a skunk for like an hour so i just took a third world piss on the floor of the bus. i didnt feel bad cause two women had already puked on the floor so if anything i was adding to the cleaning process

**This post was edited on Nov 20th 2023 at 1:49:55am

 

[theabortionator]

i have never pissed my pants post-babyhood but when i went to Dominican Republic on a grad trip i got stuck on this bus drunk as a skunk for like an hour so i just took a third world piss on the floor of the bus. i didnt feel bad cause two women had already puked on the floor so if anything i was adding to the cleaning process

**This post was edited on Nov 20th 2023 at 1:49:55am

That's pretty rowdy and epic honestly. I remember I had a flight from Vic Falls to Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Anyway flight was two different legs. First part vanished but still had flight from Harare to Addis Ababa.

Anyway found a way to get there and make my flight. Overnight locals night bus. No bathroom. 14 hours. I brought 2 bottles of wine. Was worried about needing to piss but yolo, at least wine isnt bad. Would stop randomly every couple hours and everyone would get off. Chicks hanging off the side pissing . Idk was wild. Got there like 7 am no sleep. Went to an internet cafe got on the apps hooked up with somebody, took a nap and shower and got a ride to the airport.

Prolly woulda pissed in an empty bottle of it didnt stop. No way I was going 14 hours without pissing

 

[Momo.]

I have bartended and served for a number of years so I can't always go when I need to - sometimes I have to go pee really bad but if I hold it long enough something in my brain is like 'oh we are good, we don't need to go yet'. But then when I feel it again, it comes back with a vengeance and like I have to pee like within the next minute or I will piss myself. I had just gotten done with a long shift and parked my truck (in the farthest spot away from the apartment for some reason) and as soon as I stepped onto the ground I was hit with the most aggressive need to piss. So I sprinted to the apartment, and was absolutely fumbling the key and by the time I finally got the key into the door I couldn't hold it any longer. SO outside my front door I fully start pissing myself... and at this point I'm like 'okay I have to stand outside and just accept that I have to wait until I'm done'. But the worst part was one of the apartment complex neighbors was passing by with his dog and looked at me in my piss covered light blue jeans.. and I lock eyes with him.. panic...and say "hey mark" like I am not actively pissing myself. But mark didn't say anything back, did an awkward half wave and kept walking. This was last week and I don't think I can ever face my neighbor again.

 

[littleman34]

Heres your solution. Even rappers wear them
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I have bartended and served for a number of years so I can't always go when I need to - sometimes I have to go pee really bad but if I hold it long enough something in my brain is like 'oh we are good, we don't need to go yet'. But then when I feel it again, it comes back with a vengeance and like I have to pee like within the next minute or I will piss myself. I had just gotten done with a long shift and parked my truck (in the farthest spot away from the apartment for some reason) and as soon as I stepped onto the ground I was hit with the most aggressive need to piss. So I sprinted to the apartment, and was absolutely fumbling the key and by the time I finally got the key into the door I couldn't hold it any longer. SO outside my front door I fully start pissing myself... and at this point I'm like 'okay I have to stand outside and just accept that I have to wait until I'm done'. But the worst part was one of the apartment complex neighbors was passing by with his dog and looked at me in my piss covered light blue jeans.. and I lock eyes with him.. panic...and say "hey mark" like I am not actively pissing myself. But mark didn't say anything back, did an awkward half wave and kept walking. This was last week and I don't think I can ever face my neighbor again.

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Was drunk playing horseshoes with my parents on vacation a couple years ago and I was on a roll, so I tried to hold it until the end of the game. Right as we won, I jumped in celebration and it was a mistake. The dam broke there was no "couple of drops." Right in front of my parents, it was so embarrassing lmao. Thank god we were all drunk and out in the middle of nowhere

 

[littleman34]

Damn mon thats embarrassing

Was drunk playing horseshoes with my parents on vacation a couple years ago and I was on a roll, so I tried to hold it until the end of the game. Right as we won, I jumped in celebration and it was a mistake. The dam broke there was no "couple of drops." Right in front of my parents, it was so embarrassing lmao. Thank god we were all drunk and out in the middle of nowhere

 

[SteezyYeeter]

every fucking time i think im all empty and as soon as it goes back in a squirt comes out

 

[fabbe]

The last time i can remember i peed myself was in like 0th grade and i peed my pants all the time and i didnt even acknowledge it because i am a sigma male, and girls that were older than me looked at me and said "look thats the guy that always smells like pee" so thats the last time i peed myself i guess gangily... LOL!!!!

 

[theabortionator]

 

[mountaindewgirl]

Oh about 3 years ago, I was working under a drilling rig on a construction site shooting control for some very deep auger cast piles. We were at the peak of our production, so I just couldn't really stop work. I pissed in my uniform and kept on for the rest of the day. No one noticed.

 

[SmokedGouda]

I dont always pee in my pants, but when I do, I do it over an ant hill and cause the great fire ant exodus. Nature. More like a mans wet canvas.

 

[Forrest.Gump]

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thanks for making me feel better,

summit county hospital thought it would be funny to let me have chlamydia from my fiance for a couple of years, instead of providing me antibiotics that they charged me for. when i got mad about this, the sheriff attacked whatever life i had left...

permanent damage is real.

#thanks #scrubs #factorfiction?