When you shit are your pants at knee or ankle?

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I was taking a shit in a porta crapper while on a run and i really had to go so i just dropped my shorts as fast as possible and while i was shitting i realized i dropped them right into a puddle of piss. I quickly pulled them up to my knees and i felt the cold wet piss drip down my leg. And the smell, oh the smell, it was like smelling death and asparagus. And as i finished shitting and reached for the TP, it was all gone.

It is safe to say that i am a knee guy from now on
 
ankle, but i sometimes just take em off if im at home, nothing like a full range of movement to help with any bowel movements you may experience during your time on the pot
 
I like to take my pants all the way off and sit facing the wall. That way you have a nice table to read on, and you don't have to turn around to flush. Is that normal?
 
Knees, unless I'm eating a bowl of cereal or something. In the case, I take them completely off, sit on the toilet backwards, and use the flat part as a table.
 
I put my pants to my ankles, but I no longer sit. I go into a squat type position with a 60 deg. lean of my torso. It straightens out your intestines with your rectum and allows for faster and more efficient propulsion.
 
When I am wearing shorts it at my knees but pants it all ankles. This thread just made me notice that.
 
most of my shits are first thing in the morning and I have no pants on at all.

also eating cereal on the toilet is fucking nasty.
 
80% of my poops involve no clothes at all. I like to time my poops so that they coincide with my morning shower. Get nekked, poop, wash hands, shower.
 
Usually Im not wearing pants when I take a shit, I generally will shit in to my hands while im taking a shower and will just toss the poo in to the toilet, I make the shot every time about 60% of the time
 
knees usually because how cold my washrooms are. Sometime I go the full nine-yards and go full to the floor. It's quite freeing.
 
Why the fuck would anyone wear around the knee? Are you insecure about what boxers (most likely lady's underwear) you're wearing? Maybe something fucked up like your calf size?

Pull that shit down so you can simulate receiving a blumpkin from some hot slut. It's comparative to giving a teen mom morphine during childbirth because they're not "mature" enough to handle that shit like proper Mormon women.

To the knee-panters; time to grow a fucking pair.
 
So much this, usually in those grimy bathroom situations i just squat and let my ass hover above the toilet too, not tryin to get some shit from a nasty public bathroom.
 
Jesus, you're one dumb motherfucker to believe that it is good to stop behaviour that prevents your immune system from working off some very easy threats in order to making it stronger for the more serious shit (pun intended) that is bound to happen.

I think you're a fraud and you're not really sexy... Jesus.
 
Sounds like you just sat in someone else's piss, should've taken my advice. Also hahaha... you're a ginger, nuff said.
 
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you know what I never have paid attention to where my pants go. Generally when I have to shit I really need to take a shit right away with one massive explosive push.
 
Spread my legs and go right in between the knee and ankle... really not sure. Haven't really thought about this before..
 
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