When will people start noticing me

[CalvinStork]

i know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma

 

[rballs_]

This helped me get incredibly famous:

1. Buy gun!

2. Load gun!

3. Put gun in mouth!

4. Pull trigger!

Hoped this helped.

 

[.Hugo.]

normally id say something mean but this is such a bad troll thread that im not even going to make the effort

 

[Z_Benesch]

you sicken me OP

 

[basedjase]

normally id say something mean but this is such a bad troll thread that im not even going to make the effort

/thread

 

[dvx100]

PM Clark~G for tips

 

[jason...]

NEVER

 

[skier58284]

get good

 

[BeefiestExpert]

rail jams

videos

patience

 

[.Witta]

they'll start noticing you when you stop making shitty threads

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

try breaking the trail, doing something nobody has seen before. something that if you did it, it would change skiing forever. like sticking a ski pole in your ass.

 

[DP*]

Change your name. No Calvin is going pro.

 

[perryhunter]

i know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma

Great! It takes a lot of courage and strong powerful beliefs before admitting one. I think it's better to show it off the real you. Join in a competitions, etc so you'll get famous. Then after that, you will one get sponsors and will become popular!

 

[ndye]

rail jams

videos

patience

all you need is 1 video these days, you drop a mega hammer, people will recognize

 

[N.L.]

dude, get a coach, you have to get a coach.

if you hire me, i will make you famous in one video, like mentioned^

coach nick says: send doubleflip to rail, post video of landing or not, instafame for one week.

 

[The_Polock]

View attachment 655211Normally I would be all over this. This thread is worse than any thread I have ever imagined or put up myself. You probably dont even ski...

 

[ReptarYolo]

i know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma

Ski backwards. It'll get you bitches and sponsors.

 

[JTTrembles]

Make a Porno

 

[jkelly]

Get a Gopro you fucking retard.

 

[CalvinStork]

im really good tho and i know im gonna be pro

 

[The_Polock]

im really good tho and i know im gonna be pro

YEah your right...I should have looked at your profile icon. Says right there your a pro! lol

 

[Mrworm10]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/705092.0/How-to-clear-the-landing?s=198433&t=6&o=8[/video]

Next Tommy Walnuts eh? Whatever you say.

 

[shred.stickz]

Ski backwards. It'll get you bitches and sponsors.

Definitely this. I was told that The Switch is a dangerous maneuver, but it gets all the bitches.

 

[lurking]

 

[toastyteenagers]

How to get famous:

try.

give up.

you are now famous congrats

 

[TheDetectives]

go to chads gap

set everything up

get a camera crew (like and expensive one)

the day b4 the shoot, kill yourself

 

[tomPietrowski]

all you need is 1 video these days, you drop a mega hammer, people will recognize

1 video alone won't get you any sponsors though. It will get you on people's radar and then if you can follow that up with good results and future videos you may then get hooked up.

 

[.Witta]

i know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma

im really good tho and i know im gonna be pro

1. no your not going to be pro, because you suck

2. your not good

3. you'll never be as good as tom wallisch

your videos are proof that you are shit

 

[Craigskis]

You spelt Spancered wrong homie

 

[Mrworm10]

OP I finally found you a sponsor!

 

[Breaking_Rad]

I think the quickest route is to grow a totally killer beard. Then film yourself doing totally gnarly tricks and showcase said beard. If beard+planks can land near gucci plateau +1 to fame.

 

[S.J.W]

Hello, I am a local Nigerian prince and am looking for young boys to invest in their skiing ability. I have chosen to pick you as I believe you show lots of promising outlook. Please send me your credit card details and I will wire you 10k per month so you can ski. All you have to do in return is ski on our skis and promote our product.

 

[tvonny]

more hate please