When will grouse get their park going?

no dude, it's gonna be a giant ski-through Starbucks. First one ever. The Asians will be S T O K E D.

Fuck, so will I!

Decaf Double tall non-fat dry cappucino to railslide to triple long espresso switch-up to lowfat fudge brownie tailpress to Quad tall non-fat no-whip gingerbread latte out!
 
Could bring whole new meaning to the terms "danish" and "pretzel".

Stupidest terms for spinning out in the first place.
 
What the fuck do those even mean?

Are they code for "Way too many spins in way too many different directions on/switchingup/off the same rail"? I'm confused now.

All I want is my ski-through Starbucks. Is that too much to ask for?
 
I heard the sidecut is the new pen for the reindeer.

But I talked to the new park head guy... I think his name is ben... he is hoping to have two gappable hips, a table, and the majority of their rails setup by december 17th, weather permitting
 
I talked to their head patrol guy the other day (MASSIVE NAME DROP LIKE WUT?!?!!!!!!) and he said they didn't have enough snow yet. Then I asked him if Grouse would ever stop lying about snow conditions on their website, and he said "ya, we had a tendency to do that last year, but we're kind of trying not to anymore" and seemed angry. it was funny.
 
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