go get her pregnant while she's sleeping with artificial insemination. she'll find out he's not the father, being the douche he is, he'll leave. through DNA testing they'll find out you're the father. at this point you should have enough info. on her to make a claim she's psycho and should hand over the baby and 100k to you in child support. use 20k of that to hire someone to pull the ol' baby here today, Lindbergh baby tomorrow trick and walk away with 80k, tax free.