when i was in maybe 7th or 8th grade, i was walking down the hall, carrying my huge load of books like all middle schoolers do, just being nerdy and small as fuck.
this upper classmen come from nowhere, smashes all my shit out of arms, slams me against a locker and holds me in place by me neck. he then scremed "YOU TELL ME WHO ORIGINALLY SANG "IM TOO SEXY" OR I FUCKING KILL YOU"
i, somehow, in a state of absolute white knuckled fear used the 90% of my brain that humans cannot normally access, along with a good amount of unicorn tears and black magic, summoned the name of the the artist. i blurted out "right said fred!!" and was set free.
true story.