bluedevil493
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maybe a repost...dont know. i did a quick search but didnt find anything
mine is: I've got a golden ticket!
mine is: I've got a golden ticket!
What's your secret?
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Travapple.
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inb4 everyone else gets confused
pomme-de-terre
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my secret is a huge penis. people ask me why i never really get mad at anybody. its because i know i have a bigger dick.
anytime someone pulls some kinda dick move on me, i never get mad or get even or let karma get them, i just sit there and think "if me and that guy both put on speedos and walked into a crowded room, almost nobody would look at the tiny bulge in his spandex swim trunks, everybody would be looking at me like "is that a fucking watermelon in there?" "
thats my secret.
anytime someone pulls some kinda dick move on me, i never get mad or get even or let karma get them, i just sit there and think "if me and that guy both put on speedos and walked into a crowded room, almost nobody would look at the tiny bulge in his spandex swim trunks, everybody would be looking at me like "is that a fucking watermelon in there?" "
thats my secret.
Profpimpcain
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I have a penance for buggery.
neutralzombie
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my real name is
CrispyZombyWoof
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i know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck
Mezmerize19
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Oh god......I thought all the mods deleted those....
fuck.
fuck.
Profpimpcain
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Naw... I mean im repenting for my buggery.
Yung_Gnarley
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my real name is
scandinavians give me boners
scandinavians give me boners
bluedevil493
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i dont know, say something
LittleFoot
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me to!
I'm married
bluedevil493
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nigga fuck that shit
cooper.fry
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Rockin' sixandahalf sonn.
cooper.fry
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That's G.
cooper.fry
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hmmmm same.
bluedevil493
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shes a tranny