What's Your Porn Star Name?

According to Two and a Half Men, it's the name of your first pet, and the street you grew up on. Seems legit. Mine would be "Blackie Main" (I wish it were spelled Mane)
 
According to OP mine is William Valley View.According to 2 and a Half Men it's Yoshi Valley View.
 
i worked on a street called 'Deepwood' so ill go with that

Daniel Deepwood.

better than Daniel Mill
 
If we're going off two and a half men; Sarah Lacresta -Deecent.

If we're going off of the Myspace thing, it's Redgurd Chronic Dan.... dayum.

Also, Redgurd is an old ass welsh family name passed down for 10+ generations.
 
OP Version: Desmond Amherst (wow thats boring)

Two & A Half Men Version: Powder Beach (hahaha sounds like it could be a real place)
 
Lived on a bunch of different streets, don't remember the first. Best would prolly be:

Grant Westmount

or pet

Jazz Westmount
 
Holy shit the middle name street name gives me

Andrew Parry

so I guess im a boss, not sure how that applies to sex but the skiing would be fun
 
I have 2 middle names and I don't even live on a street. It's a shame because I have such a huge wang which would have made me excellent in the industry :(
 
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