Whats Your Morning Routine?

wake up (like a boss)get out of bed (like a boss)

pee (all over the place)

brush teeth

eat breakfast (like a boss)

make lunch (like a boss)

get backpack ready (like a boss)

pee (like a boss)

open garage doe (like a boss)

throw paper in (like a boss)

close garage doe (like a boss)

take the 5 min walk to school (like a boss)

 
Wake up.

check phone

masturbate

shower

masturbate in the shower

get out

get dressed

go down stairs

have breakfast

go outside for DA BUS

 
tell my alarm clock to stfu (its a talking alarm clock and you have to tell it to turn off or it keeps going)shower

eat some breakfast (usually frosted flakes cause they the dankies yadda meeean)

go to the bathroom

get a coffee

drive to school
 
wake up

check phone, facebook and NS

start making coffee

shower while coffee brews

drink coffee

eat breakfast

get dressed

pack books

go to school
 
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piss

bowl (weed)

drink water

coffee

bowl (wheaties)

gaze at box while eating

cig

more water

brush teeth

do my shit......
 
Wake up, put pants on, put boots on and out the door to work. Id rather sleep an extra 15 than fuck around in the morning.
 
wake up

say what up to my dog, give her a belly rub

check phone

get outa bed

turn on shower

turn on heater in bathroom

get in shower and pee

get out n dry off under the heated blower in the ceiling (/claim?)

eat some food

shit

brush mah teeth

get bag ready

head off to school
 
it was

Wake up at 7:15

piss/shit/shower/brush at 7:20

get dressed slowly at 7:35

breakfast at 7:45

walk or drive to school

school at 8:00

 
wake up at 6:40

Shower for 5 min

dress/make bed/get phone, wallet, keys, backpack for 5 min

eat breakfast for 10 min

brush teeth/deoderant/etc for 5 min

go out to car and warm it up for 5 min

leave at 7 for classes at 7:20
 
wake up- 5.30

piss/put in contacts- 5.31

figure out what to wear- 5.32

eat breakie- 5.40

pack backpack, get other shit ready for school- 5.55

brush teeth, comb hair, deodorant- 6.05

leave for school- 6.09
 
Wake up

Lay in bed for 15 - 20 mins after I wake up

Get up

Check phone

Check NS/FB/Twitter

Eat

Make lunch

Pack backpack

Get my swag on

Leave for bus

Arrive at bus stop 1 minute later
 
wake up- 6:30

Piss

Protein shake

Shit

Shave

Shower

Dress/heat up bfast

east bfast

brush teeth

7:20- pound coffee on the Mutherfucking Traffic filled commute while cutting off as many pussies who dont realize this is FUCKING NASCAR AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
 
wake up around 830 and lay in bed till 9

check shit on my phone

go downstairs and stare at shit in the fridge

take a massive dump or piss

go back to bed till 930

then i get up forreal and look at the shit in the fridge again hoping it has changed, which it usually doesnt

then i scrounge up something decent to eat

then ONLY on wednesdays i treat myself to a personal j before i start on my school work, other days I dont allow myself to do so until after 3 PM because it effects productivity.

then i power on my computer

check shit on there

start school work around 10

and im usually done by 12-1ish

HOMESCHOOL FTW

 
Wake up in the morning, gonna ski Park City

Grab my tall tee, I'm out the door, my God, I look shitty

Before I leave, wax my skis with a stick of wax

Cuz when I ski 'til the night, I do shit that's whack

I'm talking tees that pass our toes, toes

Trying on all our tall clothes

Snow blowing up the bowls, bowls

Cliff dropping, rockin our favorite CD's

Throwing down some flat threes

Tryna get a little bit steezy

Don't stop, hit that drop, steezus, blow that shit up......
 
Tonight, Art of Flight

Showing is at midnight

Tick tock, smoking rocks

But the party don't stop no

(Snow, snow, snow, snow)

(Snow, snow, snow, snow)

Alright, I'm done......
 
wake up in the morning, put one in the air

get so high, think about runnin for mayor

have to slap myself, just to make sure im still there

shit shower and shave, and then i cut my hair
 
Wake up to my approx. 10 alarms all set at different times because if I don't, I wont wake up in time.Shower

Put on deo for the b.o

Get dressed

Brush teeth

Speed walk to catch the bus to work

Start up computer and while waiting grab a red bull or coffee
 
currently it is:

wake up

check phone

email girlfriend (texting is too expensive in the UK)

get dressed

pee

cereal/banana/muffin/eggs/all of the above on weekends

brush teeth (sometimes poop)

bike to class

this past summer it was:

wake up

cuddle

sex

pee

shower

out to breakfast

beach
 
really? i thought texting was dirt cheap now everywhere.

now its data plans that are expensive.
 
wake up, put pants onshut off alarm clock, exclaim "god dammit fuckshitassballstitscocksfuck"
rush to bathroom before i violently shit my pants, calmly partake in a bowel movement on the porcelain thronewash handsshave, wash my face, dry my face, put a shirt on
go downstairs, drink my whey protein (yeah fuck you), have breakfastread the newspaper, pretend to care about football games
go upstairs, fuck around on NS, go to work.

Sit down at desk, immediately have to dump again for some strange reason. Exclaim, "god dammit fuckshitassballstitscocksfuck"Get on NS again.
 
wake up, usually 10 minutes later than I should

shower, brush teeth, dress, contacts, shoes, etc in 15 minutes

drive like a maniac to school

arrive with a minute to spare

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Wake up

Go for a run with my dogs

Make coffee, feed dogs

Shower, get dressed, get backpack

Breakfast and coffee, check email/FB/NS if time

Go to class.
 
My typical monday:

Wake up

Go to sleep again

Wake up

Go out of my room

Get dressed

Eat

Pack my backapack/Prepare for school

Brush my teeth

Wash my face

Sometime shave

Wait for friends to come

When friends come, walk to school

Have a boring day at school

Eat lunch and watch the simpsons or south park

Do homework till dinner

Eat dinner

Chill

Be with friends

Eat some food while watching something on tv

Brush teeth

Be on newschoolers

Read in my book

Go to beed....

 
Wake up when I feel like it.Check my email to see if anything needs to happen asap.Lazily get up. Shower.Sometimes I will lay down for another 20 minutes all warm and clean like. Make tea and have some yogurt/granola/fruit and chill with the dog on the front porch while listening to lovely music like godspeed you black emporer or something equally relaxing.
Then I do things that I have planned for the day. A month and a half from now this will be followed by a walk to the shuttle stop and 2 - 8 hours of skiing.
 
Alarm goes off, wake up

hit snooze

wake up

hit snooze

wake up

check my phone

take a poop

get dressed

brush teeth

pack bag

bike or drive to university
 
wake upturn off alarmpiss into shower as i turn it onshowerget dressedpoopeatoccasional second poopbrush teethleave.
 
MWF: wake up, shower, get dressed, eat, make tea, grab longboard, take the bus, go to class.

Sun/Sat/Tues/Thurs I don't have class so.... Whatever happens really :).
 
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