Whats your favorite movie quote?

from wayne's world:

on th hood of wayne's car looking at planes, garth says "hey d-did you ever think bugs bunny looked hot when he dressed up like a girl?

wayne:"no"

garth:" uh ..oh me neither"
 
super troopers. how can you start a thread about movie quotes and not know such basic lines. come on
 
the hangover - "hello, did you see the drive in, i guess thats why they call it sin city,"
superbad - "the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock"
training day - "you got to kill the wolf to protect the sheep"
 
i agree but people might not know so say the movie. Tommy boy prolly has a million good ones but heres a good part

Where are we going to take the deer?

i dont know, the vet?

you take dead animals to the vet?

Why not, we take you to the vet

shut up
 


Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

"I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the

hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life"

Both from Gran Torino. I love that movie. The first one is a bit racist but whatever. Clint Eastwood is so badass in the movie.
 
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and

silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

....fight club
 
Grandmas boy -

Barry: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...



Dante: No FUCK? And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?

Barry: [Laughing hysterically[/i]] ... yes...

[Starts to cry[/i]]

 
Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd-What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

Mary-Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...

Lloyd-Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

Mary-Not good.

Lloyd-You mean, not good like one out of a hundred

Mary-I'd say more like one out of a million.

[pause[/i]]

Lloyd-So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
 

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!"
"I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"

- stepbrothers
 
"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef

jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole

lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red

popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little

marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man.

Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries,

pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water,

whole lotta water, and Funyons.

That's it?

Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

You got it"
 
a more serious one... but a good one, nonetheless
"Hate is baggage. Life is too short to be pissed off all the time."- American History X
 
"Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll." Knocked Up
 
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