whats ur brand?

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GrippinGs

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Durex? Trojan? Lifestyles? Gold Coin? bathroom dispencer? or none at all?

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
Ludacris uses 'platnium' or sum brand like that

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ya theres like web sites where u can buy all different colors and patterns...i'v seen camo

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
is it like green camo or skin tone camo?

ThePopeShinesMyShoes

EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
 
theres the green army camo and the snow camo

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
Get your girl on birth control seriously. Recommend Yasmin, because it also prevents water retention and a lot of women report actually losing weight while on it.

But I guess if you don't have a girlfriend, I just get trojan lubed.

 
hahah, wheres lisa??? i was in Boise couple weeks ago and, bahahahaha, i saw this place called the rubber rainbow, a store of all condoms!!! it was like, an old house. i wanted to go in and see how many condoms you could get to make your own store. but i got there at like 8 and it was fuckin closed!! what the hell, what are you gonna need a condom for from noon to seven??? they should be 24 hrs or some shit... damn

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
this slut gave me like 40 trustex condoms, they must be ok cause she got them from planned parenthood.....

im gonna have to pick up some snow cammo ones...

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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all i gotta say is durex sucks my balls those things break morethan they work....but thats the 'ultra thin for more pleasure' so maybe thats why haha so i use trojan

teem bousquet
 
birth control

but im a durex man since i had a trojan break just taking it out of the package to beat it.

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
camoflauge condoms: be descrete

red white and blue condoms: do it for your country

I had to do commercials for video tech and I did those it was funny as hell.

 
supposedly u can't trust birthcontrol in it's first 2 years or something of use, i dunno if that's true though

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I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
condoms are for chumps. birth control is the way to go.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
is this man birth control still in its testing stages or what? i'v heard about it for a while

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
Birth control pills are good 7 days after you start them. Make sure she's not on antibiotics, because they fuck up how birth control works for 7 days after she's done with the antibiotics. They also work better if they're taken at the same time every day.

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just pull out

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else

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Yea you have to be careful about antibiotics, when my girl was on amoxicillin we had to use protection cause it makes the birth control less effective.

You start birth control right on the period, so even in the first seven days, she's not gonna ovulate. Birth control is fine from the get go.

 
Ortho Evra is the best (although it would be nice if the FDA would allow the male birth control pill to be marketed in the states). Still, I'd be using a condom if I weren't in a monogamous relationship with a clean history on both sides (you have to worry about more than just pregnancy).

Free your heel:

Free your mind
 
i use the glow in the dark condems.... or a sock

Jigga say wha??

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pulling out is dangerous shit, because pre-cum can get a girl pregnant...it's safer than busting inside her for sure

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I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
fuckin sailors. you can take the morning after pill to stop a pregnancy anytime in the first 3 months. and STDs are a government lie to keep people from having fun. on friday i screwed some bitch from the bar on a park bench then told all my friends. i'm a pimp.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

My Gay Photosite

 
hey 221 i know a girl who used to be the hottest girl in my school, then she got genital warts, so they arent a lie

 
genital warts arnt an std, there a birth deffect, that girl had it comin to her, being popular and all, u know, karma

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

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There is a condom shack in toronto. Must get a lot of business. Never been in there. Just pass by...ahhaha

 
Ziplock is my brand of choice but if I've run out of them I say tinfoil of anybrand is a good jubstitute. ohya glad bags also work because they're supposed to never break!

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mtv actually helps teens out alot. They really promote safe sex and give u help on sex and pregnancy. The thing about douching with coke was something they told u not to do.

but i use my boxers for a condom.



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lol i see the condom shack every time i got to TO, its hilarious, i even took a picture of it when myself and my church group, of all people, were walking past it. funny place for sure

Joel
 
haha, a sandwhich bag and a rubber band, thats all u need

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
oakley should make condoms...camo condoms with fire lenses,hotplate condoms,incubator condoms

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-kevan
 
and they should be 50 a peice

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

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-kevan
 
When I was in Australia (I don't remember which city), there was this big place called The Condom Kingdom. It was good times there.

My gyno told me that birth control isn't really effective until three weeks after you start taking it, and you have to be consistant with it. Maybe there are different lengths for different pills, though, I don't know.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i wanna be a gynocologist

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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video

Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
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