What's up with all these birds!!!?!

Nigga, these birds be all like "shit yo I'm out dawg" and we be all like "WTF nigga you talking some dumb shit".
But then they leave and now we have to pour some out for our bird homies.
 
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crazy, I would be really concered if I had 100 dead birds in my garden. I guess this goes to show that the south is deadly
 
Now - I will not deny this is a possibility.... however, what about more of a "Day after Tomorrow" scenario.... in which case, we're all fucked...

All the birds fell out of the sky in that movie, then the world froze over......

 
Hahah those birds are annoying as shit anyway.. Always near the lake in my backyard wakin me up n shit.
 
WTF....."A preliminary report conducted Monday by the Arkansas Livestock and Poultry Commission found that the birds in Beebe, Arkansas, likely died from massive trauma."
 
There had been reports of loud sounds in Beebe before the reports of birds falling began to come in. It's possible the sounds made the birds disoriented, and they went into sudden, chaotic flights, crashing into each other and into objects, White said. "You're disturbed, you're disoriented, you're trying to figure out where you are. We have seen some stuff like this before when there's heavy dense fog, and they'll run into towers and power lines," she said.

 
i heard that one bird decided to hook up with one of his bros girl... but the bro didnt know who who did it. so he drugged a bunch of other birds, and mid flight... dead.

that will teach him to mess
 
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The crazy thing is - this year, the gulf stream has been pushed much further West then normal by high pressure sitting over Western Europe - this is what has caused the severely cold winter and disruption in the UK...... record low temperatures, arctic weather..... weather that would be common place if the British Isles were not usually in the middle of the gulf stream....
The flip side of this is that Greenland and northern, north eastern Canada have been unusually warm..... the gulf stream temporarily shifting and warming typically arctic regions...
Scarily familiar to Day After Tomorrow!! haha..

 
Dude they heard that bird wasn't the word anymore. Because of this, the birds have nothing to live for and die, thus falling out of the sky.
 
yeah, across the world means it wasn't fireworks or stuff like that. it's like that time all those bees just started dying.
 
Seemingly no matter what caused the birds to get up to leave caused them to literally fly until they died of cardiac arrest in Sweden. Pretty interesting.
 
the birds in wisconson they are saying died of fire works. The blasts scared them to fly at night which they normally dont do, they all ran into each other and the percussion from the fireworks killed them.

The other birds I heard were a controled kill by the state with poisoned bird seed. They just forgot to tell the town they were doing it.
 
The thing that i find weird is that usually when some bad shit is going down the animals that react is usually insects, then birds, small mammals then large mammals. Think about big storms, first all the insects go into their burrows and what not, then the birds seem to get quiet, then all squirrels and shit disappear then we go home.

-Bees dieing

-Birds now dieing

-Next comes small animals

-Humans.
 
Maybe the neighbor's kid got a fkn BB gun... My neighbor's yard looked kinda like that when I got one when I was like 11.

 
the birds flew over a mountian, saw some kids skiing, then realised they will never be able to ski... id kill myself too if i was in their situation
 
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