Whats the worst thing that has ever happened to you

if you don't leave i'll kill you....

but not really

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either a broken jaw. Or when i was 12, i was traversing a snowfield with my dad. Slipped, fell, lost my ice axe and slid down for a couple hundred feet. Then the snowfield ended and i hit the rocks at the bottom and went head over heals for another 20 feet. I didnt break any bones but i was fucked up.
 
either getting a hernia (feels like balls are exploding and you can't move)or getting my tonsils removed (couldn't eat or drink and then 2 weeks later the scabs came off and i lost a third of my blood in my sleep, started vomiting it, passed out in the hospital)
 
getting my wisdom teeth out fucking sucked. My mouth bled for 4 hours after the surgery, I puked 2 or 3 times a day for 2 weeks (lost about 10 lbs) and got cluster headaches. If you don't know what those are wiki that shit. Worst pain I have ever experienced (and I've broken a lot of bones)
 
Got caught in the middle of a lightning storm in the middle of a desert.

Thought i was dead, im pretty lucky i didnt get struck considering it was striking all around me.
 
Got caught in the middle of a lightning storm in the middle of a desert.

Thought i was dead, im pretty lucky i didnt get struck considering it was striking all around me.
 
havnt had a hernia, but i had the same thing happen with my tonsils, were the scabs come off. and you just cough up pure blood. i did this on 5 seperate occasions. and lost half the blood in my body (3 quarts or 2.3 liters) worst month of my life, and it took me about 3 months to recover to were i could do phisical activity.
this was prolly the most painfull
but the most embaressing was prolly the time that some unknown number started texting me and asking who i was, so i was jokin around and asked them if they wanted to have buttsex. turned out to be a friend of mines mom.
 
Did you get a good wish from make a wish??

You aren't that kid that bankrupted them are you? That kid is a little bastard!!
 
today i undershot a 50 foot money booter by 5 feet. it hurt like hell. later in the day i smashed my chin on a box and jammed my jaw up into my skull. i can barely chew anything.
 
between june and november of last year, I

a) ruptured my spleen

b) got a reckless driving citation that ended up costing me over $1000

c) broke my collarbone

pretty solid year....
 
I had a dream a few nights ago where i got not one but two DUI's

and i woke up and was like "FUCK MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME"

then I remembered I didn't drink the night before
 
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