Whats the most messed up thing to ever happen at your school?

Dosh

Dosh

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i live in vermont so nothing exciting ever happens at my school. the worst thing that happened was when my vice principal got fired for having child porn on his computer. what about everyone else?
 
at my college mad kids die in this huge river paralelled with part of the walk back to campus cuz of getting so drunk in the bars
 
Earlier in the year, there was a fight that staff got involved with. Soon it became black kids vs. administration. It was even untill our ex-pro football player principal came in and wrecked shit. Bodyslamming and headlocks and stuff. It was crazy.
 
well i live in milton and dont go to milton academy, but thats the school where the girl gave 4 guys head in the locker room, and then sued, i know her
 
i laughed for some reason. At my school of 1000 kids total, some kid tried to hang himself in the bathroom. a week later i had to room with him on a ski trip
 
last year some weird goth kids obtained a goat skull and carved "666 TWK" in it, and left it in front of the office...also, they wrote messages all over the school building and property threatening to shoot everyone up... it was kinda funny though, because all of the messages were ridiculously cliche like "all you bitchez r gunna know my PAIN"... on the day that we were all supposed to die, only like, 1200 kids stayed home from school, and nothing went down...
 
ohhhh, and a few years ago, there was a BJ service run out of the back of some girl's car in the parking lot, 5$ a go.
 
at my old school a teacher headbutted a kid down the stairs, the teacher got charged with assault and he's still teaching.
 
Michigan Education Assement tests stolen(senoir prank) and our school almost had to pay $30,000 for retakes
 
theres a lot of drugs at my school....x and coke and stuff and also we have had a history of teachers having afairs w/ students...its happened about 5 times
 
a teacher got fired for amitting that he mastubated while watching the students photos... he aditted that in front of his class... what a fuckin freak. That was a while ago
 
our principle got fired for stealing a shit load of money from our school no one liked him from the get go though he looked like hitler w/ suspenders and his name was mr.beechner but everyone called him mr.bitchner
 
i have the best!!! so i walk down to art and the door is locked and the lights are off, so our entire class is just waiting outside the door in the hallway, so finally some girl goes to the principal to see why we dont have a teacher. he comes down and unlocks the door for us so we can go sit in the room, he walks in shrieks as loudly as possibleand then pushes all of us out of the classroom. 3 minutes later out walks my art teacher and her ex husband who were having sex in the kiln room, this story is totally true and happened in 8th grade
 
our soccer team went to a prep soccer camp with milton, it was pretty funny cuz we wanted to crack jokes the whole time...but i coulda sworn i saw the camp nurse go into the teams bunk
 
Uh, we had a bomb threat today, and last year had gang fights, where some kid got stabbed 5 times, 3 in the torso, 2 in the leg, and went to the hospital, and some other kid got beat up so bad he went to the hospital
 
my senior year in high school, some kids obtained a key to the school. @ about 2 in the morning on a tuesday morning, they came into the school, and filled this plant basin (approx. 600 gallons) with water. in addition to water, they had gone to a nearby lake and caught 12-15 carp ranging in size from 10-40 pounds and threw those in the water, they also put 500 bait minnows in the water. turns out the basin was not meant to hold water and it drained into 2 classrooms beneath it. since our school is old, fixing the mess was very expensive due to the asbestos in the walls. total costs ran to somewhere in the neighborhood of 40 thousand dollars. the kids turned themselves in, and since they were all in national honor society, varsity athletes, and one was the salutatorian, their only punishment was splitting the insurance deductable. no addition punishments were dealt.
 
funny ass stories about x. Just screwing with random teachers minds. A kid i know asking if he could eat a girls throwup of the floor, it was fucking hilarious. These 2 white trash kids fighting about this ugly slut, and like 10 of us got up and started chanting JERRY!! JERRY!!
 
some kid got the shit beat outta him by some gang with baseball bats..i think he went into a coma and is now paralyzed.

some kids were also have sex in the back seat of a bus
 
acouple years ago at one of our schools all the wrestlers beat off into a cup and dumped it on this dudes face on the bus.
 
some big ass black girl beat the shit out of some wigger guy casuse he well was trying to be black,and some kid was high on acid and came into school and had a knife and when he was high god or something told him to kill the princapl.
 
some kid gave this chick a rim job....i dont think that was the biggest thing but it was the damn funniest...biggest was prolly the pipe bomb that went off
 
A family had both of their kids suspened within a month of each other. The first beat a kid with a chair, the other beat a kid so bad they might try him as an adult and he is in 8th grade
 
oh yea now that i think about it one time.... during an assebly, there were these noices coming from the ceiling, so a kid shot a firecracker into the airvent, and it filled up with smoke and a student and the principal fell out of the air vent..they were both naked and had been having sex, the student got suspended and the principal got fined a couple hundred bucks and now hes back at school
 
why did your friend happen to have a firecracker with him at school? and how big were the vents???
 
pretty much the same thing happened at our school.. but al lthe messages were written in goats blood in the 3rd floor new wing girls bathroom... they all said that everyone was going to die on dec. 20th... this was like 2 years ago. absolutly nothing happened on the day.
 
Our Superintendant last year got fired because of bills for phone sex chat lines on there. Two teachers are now married because the one got her pregnant. And the worst one is. There's two lesbian teachers, and one shares my last name, it's the fucking worst.
 
last year a girl who went to my school was shot right across the street when i was at lacrosse practice. She lives across the street from teh school and apparently her x-step dad who they had a restraining order against broke in and shot her when he was really looking for her mom. she died after being shot three times. my entire team heard the shots and all the teams that were practicing were on lockdown for three hours in the school. We had swat and snipers on the roof. im not even making this up...it was so sad.
 
Some kid OD'd on heroin in the bathroom last year in like august (2004) and went into a coma. He came out of it just this last july (2005).
 
nothing really happens at my school. there are about 1-2 fights a month and they are never anygood.
 
during our lunch 2 chicks dished it out in Burger King. It was so insane. they were beating each other over the head and shit. And there was a mercury spill 2 weeks ago that made the school close for a week.
 
We had a bomb threat against our school. We were never evacuated, never told about it or anything. the administration decided to call the police and three hours later they decided to ignore it, just because the thing said it was supposed to blow at night.

If someone is unstable enough to bomb a school, why would you trust them when they say it would be at night? This freaked me out.

Another time... this isn't really messed up, but moving.

A girl I knew died of cancer. We have a small school... about 800 people. the 2 days following we didn't do anything, we just wandered around campus, took off, did whatever. Me and a buddy with our arrt teacher put up a memorial on the front lawn... these 17 white flags strung between two trees. At around 10 that morning, almost all of the school... probably close to 750 people were out there, just silent, for over an hour. It was amazing how many people respected this one girl because of her life, or her fight through cancer, or however else she may have touched them.
 
wow. i have absolutely NOTHING in comparison to any of this. you guys have messed schools. the worst i have is stink bombs. gah.
 
A girl decided it would be a good idea to try and get in a locker. Once she was in, she was really jammed. Firefighters were called to get her out. She was always known as "locker girl".
 
well last year like 15 garbage cans were set on fire, some kid got caught hacking into the schools computer network to change his marks and he ran away and hid on the traintracks and everyone thought he was trying to commit suicide
 
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