What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done skiing this year?

Yesterday my tips kept sinking into the powder (forgot to wax my skis) and I would face plant. And so one of these times I did an accidental J-walk in the powder, ejected out of my skis, fell backwards, and whiplashed my head, which sunk into the snow. Pretty sure I got a minor concussion. This is all under the lift, too
 
I somehow managed to cross my skis while standing still causing me to fall over in the lift line. I was embarrassed to say the least
 
I was on a chairlift with a girl I liked and decided it would be funny to make 'long ski long dick' jokes in reference to my 188cm revolts, unsurprisingly she hasn't talked to me since. I loathe myself.
 
I was getting hyped to try a back 4 off a rail and when I went to skate into it, my front edge caught and I fell
 
I was tired and cocky and got too far back (tendency to not lean forward enough when I’m tired) and lost the tails skiing moguls right next to the lift
 
Damn man, rip.

any sane girl would have loved it

14367614:Jacobthesadskier said:
I was on a chairlift with a girl I liked and decided it would be funny to make 'long ski long dick' jokes in reference to my 188cm revolts, unsurprisingly she hasn't talked to me since. I loathe myself.
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Monday. First day in Colorado, first ride on Super Guage, one of the busier lifts that day. I push off the lift, pump the ramp and on the first skate, my jeff's edge caught and I fall hard onto my face.
 
14367735:Lippamani said:
Tonight was 24th time this season and I'm in upper Midwest
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Key word there is upper. Southwest Michigan has only gotten below freezing a couple of times.
 
14367742:r00kie said:
Key word there is upper. Southwest Michigan has only gotten below freezing a couple of times.
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I'm Minnesota Wisconsin border so I'm 5min from wild mountain and 12min to trollhaugen.
 
topic:Coleg55 said:
I hit a rock weird and crossed my tips that just sent me over and face planted. Right by lift too
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A few days ago I was doing a nosebutter/ 3 spin thing on the ground and my pole went under my left ski and I ate shit infront of the lift line.
 
I was working on my switch riding and was trying to get back to firwards and caught my edge. I then fell backwards and knocked over the slow sign. All while the entirety of the ski instructors were by the lift and saw the whole thing.
 
14367747:weastcoat said:
Yeah you fucking idiot

i did a 2 on continuing 2. Never been more embarrassed
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If you shifty tf outta the font 2 it’s okay, but if it’s spelt due to lack of rail control you’re a fuckin shit ass skier and should quit rn
 
One of my skis hooked up on a cat track, saved it, ended up switch, and then fell in to the snow bank. Some little 12 year ski racer called me a gaper. Feels bad.
 
Was night skiing the park back home because I’m back home for the holidays and I was absolutely ripping on how shitty the park was made to my brother and the park crew dude who was in charge of the whole thing was right next to me and heard the whole thing. Anyways, we homies now and every time we see each other we always say what up.
 
Skied a fast line and tried to slash at the end. I got sucked by the heavy snow and high sided. Also found out one of my toe pieces is stuck at 18
 
14367749:Lippamani said:
I'm Minnesota Wisconsin border so I'm 5min from wild mountain and 12min to trollhaugen.
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That is Awesome. I would probably have been there 24 times too if I lived that close.

For embarrassing moments, I got hung up in a pile of small children on the rope. One let go , crashed into the one in front of me and then both of them crashed into me. I had to half carry the little girl in all pink away from the rope to avoid more collisions and to untangle all our skis.
 
14367723:ReturnToMonkey said:
Monday. First day in Colorado, first ride on Super Guage, one of the busier lifts that day. I push off the lift, pump the ramp and on the first skate, my jeff's edge caught and I fall hard onto my face.
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Yo g let’s link! You got ikon or just WP
 
Tried to lip onto baby's first box, sidewall of my trailing ski hit the front of the box and ejected. I just washed out and fell on my hip, but like bruh it's baby's first box, this should never happen.

Also I was like the only skier in the mini park and the rest were snowboarders, so maybe I made skiing look bad idk
 
I tried flipping a stupid jump and crashed like a stupid idiot on my stupid face. My shoulder has been hurting for the past 2 weeks
 
Tried to gap the snake late spring last year liftline and cased the fuck out of it. Full yardsale and tomahawked like 5 times
 
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