What’s the funniest gaper you’ve ever encountered?

halfwatt

halfwatt

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I read a thread recently that was one of the funniest I’ve ever seen. (just a funny exchange) It inspired me to make this one -

what’s the funniest gaper/moron you’ve ever argued with or even just seen on the mountain?
 
I was solo shredding at Stevens pass a few weeks ago, and it was my first time riding in their new park. (They moved the park to another run, which happens to be the most populated run on the mountain) I was worried about running into a bunch of stupid kids who ruin all the features and I was right.

there are a few jumps on the side of the run that are very well built, and then one of the little turds tries to go off of it, doesn’t have enough speed, and stops about halfway up the lip. Instead of turning around like a normal human, HE STARTS TO SIDESTEP UP THE JUMP. I think to myself “I gotta get around these kids.” So I charge down the run up and hit the jump. Right when I hit the lip I knew I was screwed. Those idiots were chilling in the landing of the jump. (About 11 of them) I start screaming in the air for them to move, And one of them decides “hey I’m gonna drop in for the next jump!” I land about 2 feet away from him and we are both mobbing. Then the crapstain tries to play chicken with me and run me off to the side. I then hit him with a spray that had the same impact of chads gap on tanners ankles. He, being blinded now, slowed down, caught an edge and ate it. I then sent a PHAT tail 3 of the next jump to rub salt in the wound.

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2020 at 2:18:32pm
 
Last year it snowed a foot or so and by 9 am it was raining so I stayed home. Had to ski so went night skiing and the place was packed one weeknight and half the people were on the ground the conditions were so bad. I was standing on the side of the run in amazement how many people showed up for the "new snow and I heard this guy yelling at his family. They were coming down cat trac and was looking back telling them how to get down it when all the sudden he caught his tips and spin him around and he fell and was kinda hanging upside down, then his entire family crashed into him wich created a total cluster fuck , anyway that day I realized how people hear "new snow" on the news and they all show up without thinking that's its 38° and rained on . Probably had to be there.
 
Some kid a mslm kept saying loudly on the lift/top of run multiple times to his friends "im gonna misty", "should i do a frontflip?" unironicaly

finally i see him go down and knuckle a fucking kicker on a loose ass 180
 
One dude had a shitty bike helmet on backwards and those 2$ goggles that are tiny and a gaper gap that was bigger than the Grand Canyon
 
14106188:Tnski said:
Last year it snowed a foot or so and by 9 am it was raining so I stayed home. Had to ski so went night skiing and the place was packed one weeknight and half the people were on the ground the conditions were so bad. I was standing on the side of the run in amazement how many people showed up for the "new snow and I heard this guy yelling at his family. They were coming down cat trac and was looking back telling them how to get down it when all the sudden he caught his tips and spin him around and he fell and was kinda hanging upside down, then his entire family crashed into him wich created a total cluster fuck , anyway that day I realized how people hear "new snow" on the news and they all show up without thinking that's its 38° and rained on . Probably had to be there.
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I'm impressed by the amount of fake bullshit you were able to pack into a single post.
 
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