What's on your mind - Ladies edition

I can’t wait to leave Bozeman for Whitefish. I graduate in December but hopefully I’ll move up in May and finish my thesis over the summer/fall.
 
So Redbull sponsors our biggest snowskate race of the year cuz one of the regional event coordinators owns the snowskate company that puts it on.

Today I was one of a couple people that got a comped pass cuz I came a day early to dig the banked slalom course and calibrate the timer.

THEREFORE, Redbull paid for my lift ticket.

So! Technically! I was sponsored by Redbull for a day ????

HA! It's big time for me baybeeee!!!

For real though, these comps are the dorkiest shit lol. We might as well have been shooting off model rockets. All in good fun.

But! Get this!

70 competitors this year at the Boyd Hill Sorta Natura, 4 of which are women. We all typically place pretty high, so there's a good chance it'll be a lady taking the top time home this year.

Sure, we have our own women's division, but every single one of our times still break top 10 overall...

Even though yall didn't ask, I'm telling ya - women are straight up crushing the snowskate banked slalom game right now.
 
YOUR GIRL IS NOT PREGGO WITH HER ABUSIVE EX BOYFRIEND. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKIN-DOO! For real this was the best news that I could get and I really needed it lmfao
 
14259746:Mingg said:
YOUR GIRL IS NOT PREGGO WITH HER ABUSIVE EX BOYFRIEND. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKIN-DOO! For real this was the best news that I could get and I really needed it lmfao

Yeahhhhh buddy!!!! Take a fucking shot to celebrate
 
14259746:Mingg said:
YOUR GIRL IS NOT PREGGO WITH HER ABUSIVE EX BOYFRIEND. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKIN-DOO! For real this was the best news that I could get and I really needed it lmfao

Yaaaaa nice!
 
14260121:Cyanicenine said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShredditGirls/comments/m5uhey/its_not_at_all_about_snowboarding_but_i_think/ This post on reddit really hits home, and explains some of the interactions I've had in the park or with random male acquaintances that don't ski as much as I do. Skilled riders on a whole definitely seem more chill.

I'm shook
 
My season got ended today and I’m a combo of super bummed and super fucking spooked. Got a concussion & broke my neck (c2, c4 and c5 vertebrae). Another victim of the gucci plateau. Also wear your helmet, I honestly don’t think I would’ve lived if I didn’t have it on, surely would’ve been paralyzed from the head down. Stay safe out there everyone & if you have any spare good vibes pls send them my way ?? I’m going to need it
 
Ladies, I love yall so much, but there's a bit too many snakes in my NS grass right now.

I keep getting pissed off and digging myself further into the troll hole. It's exhausting and not worth it. Like I'm cutting heads off the hydra.

For my own peace of mind, I'm easing off.
 
14261857:Chunkylover said:
Ladies, I love yall so much, but there's a bit too many snakes in my NS grass right now.

I keep getting pissed off and digging myself further into the troll hole. It's exhausting and not worth it. Like I'm cutting heads off the hydra.

For my own peace of mind, I'm easing off.

What troll hole are you in, that sounds unpleasant and easily solvable
 
14261231:izzyhenn said:
My season got ended today and I’m a combo of super bummed and super fucking spooked. Got a concussion & broke my neck (c2, c4 and c5 vertebrae). Another victim of the gucci plateau. Also wear your helmet, I honestly don’t think I would’ve lived if I didn’t have it on, surely would’ve been paralyzed from the head down. Stay safe out there everyone & if you have any spare good vibes pls send them my way ?? I’m going to need it

How are you feeling?
 
14262196:katrina said:
How are you feeling?

Thanks for asking. I'm super uncomfortable and in a lot of pain right now. But mostly really scared and shaken up because all of the doctors are stunned that I'm not paralyzed or worse. I literally got up after the crash and skied down, and my friend drove me to the hospital 40 min away while I stabilized my own head
 
14262210:izzyhenn said:
Thanks for asking. I'm super uncomfortable and in a lot of pain right now. But mostly really scared and shaken up because all of the doctors are stunned that I'm not paralyzed or worse. I literally got up after the crash and skied down, and my friend drove me to the hospital 40 min away while I stabilized my own head

gat damned gucci plateau. that has got to be some freaky stuff i cant even imagine it. put all your focus into healing up right so you can ski but also continue doing things like walking, talking, being a human. sending good vibes.
 
14262213:katrina said:
gat damned gucci plateau. that has got to be some freaky stuff i cant even imagine it. put all your focus into healing up right so you can ski but also continue doing things like walking, talking, being a human. sending good vibes.

Dude I can't even explain the feeling, if I wasn't wearing a helmet I would have been dead. Zero damage to the helmet. Shouts giro mips lol. But yeah it's also super fucking crazy bc besides the fractures I only have a slight concussion and no other injuries. Also zero nerve damage, meanwhile my c2 fracture is my most serious one. I def have angels no doubt. Anyways I appreciate the good vibes, I'm expected to make a full recovery, gonna be a journey but I got dis!!!!
 
14262217:izzyhenn said:
Dude I can't even explain the feeling, if I wasn't wearing a helmet I would have been dead. Zero damage to the helmet. Shouts giro mips lol. But yeah it's also super fucking crazy bc besides the fractures I only have a slight concussion and no other injuries. Also zero nerve damage, meanwhile my c2 fracture is my most serious one. I def have angels no doubt. Anyways I appreciate the good vibes, I'm expected to make a full recovery, gonna be a journey but I got dis!!!!

Wow. You certainly had angels watching over you. !!
 
14262194:katrina said:
What troll hole are you in, that sounds unpleasant and easily solvable

Eh just that every time I open the app, I'm getting flamed by some little weirdo. Creepy destructive dms in my insta from literal teenage boys. Feel a target itchy on my back. So I'm just kinda lowering my profile a bit.
 
Jesus Christ what am I even talking about? There's always been crazies and flamers, idk why I started suddenly caring about them.

Been going way too hard on adrenaline lately, and I think I had a paranoid moment. Meeting a lot of people while on tour, so 3 dudes sent me violent threats this week, 1 of them being some NS rando high school kid. Sorry guys, I'll keep it together. They can kiss my ass.

Looks like I gotta keep this stupid name for a month though.
 
14262679:Chunkylover said:
Jesus Christ what am I even talking about? There's always been crazies and flamers, idk why I started suddenly caring about them.

Been going way too hard on adrenaline lately, and I think I had a paranoid moment. Meeting a lot of people while on tour, so 3 dudes sent me violent threats this week, 1 of them being some NS rando high school kid. Sorry guys, I'll keep it together. They can kiss my ass.

Looks like I gotta keep this stupid name for a month though.

Dude just report that shit and get those fungus's kicked out of here.
 
My bra is a 36E and bitch doesn’t fit. They don’t sell 36F’s. It starts at 40F. WHY DO MY BOOBS HAVE TO BE SO BIG. I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT A REDUCTION
 
14269263:Mingg said:
My bra is a 36E and bitch doesn’t fit. They don’t sell 36F’s. It starts at 40F. WHY DO MY BOOBS HAVE TO BE SO BIG. I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT A REDUCTION

this is going to sound insane but have you looked into British sister sizes and British bras
 
14269319:Mingg said:
Nope never heard of them!

There’s a bras fit subreddit, I’ll try and find the name later, that has some awesome advice and brads that carry uncommon or large size bras.
 
14269955:Cyanicenine said:
I posted the footage from gaper day for anyone that was there and wanted to see it

[video]999562[/video]

Nice! Hey sorry I missed ya. Rocked myself on that little skinny dorito chip jump at the bottom of 3 kings when I was riding out from yall and was laid up yesterday (and today)
 
14269968:Chunkylover said:
Nice! Hey sorry I missed ya. Rocked myself on that little skinny dorito chip jump at the bottom of 3 kings when I was riding out from yall and was laid up yesterday (and today)

Damn, that sucks. I hope you are feeling better soon!
 
14269975:Cyanicenine said:
Damn, that sucks. I hope you are feeling better soon!

Oh yeah I'm only half laid up today. 90% of pain has subsided, guess I just needed to sleep for like 30 hours. Tried to air the dorito chip and was too late on my early grab, so lost my skate and collar-boned. No injuries tho.

I'm heading out to the Pacific NW tomorrow for a snowskate comp, Serpentine Massacre at Hyak, and then off to ride [tag=104058]@theabortionator[/tag] 's snowskate bowl course at Crystal. Wish me luck!
 
14269980:Chunkylover said:
Oh yeah I'm only half laid up today. 90% of pain has subsided, guess I just needed to sleep for like 30 hours. Tried to air the dorito chip and was too late on my early grab, so lost my skate and collar-boned. No injuries tho.

I'm heading out to the Pacific NW tomorrow for a snowskate comp, Serpentine Massacre at Hyak, and then off to ride [tag=104058]@theabortionator[/tag] 's snowskate bowl course at Crystal. Wish me luck!

Right on, I miss my Crystal Mountain folks, different vibe up there for sure. Goodluck!
 
14270061:katrina said:
Where was this, it looks like a riot!!!

This was at PCMR. It was crazy. The crowd was way bigger than what you can see in the video. I'm pretty surprised vail allowed such a thing, but even ski patrol was sending the jump so I guess everything was kosher. They were cracking down on people bringing beers in bags at the lift, but plenty of booze still made it up, if you could hide it on person it was fair game.
 
14270122:Cyanicenine said:
This was at PCMR. It was crazy. The crowd was way bigger than what you can see in the video. I'm pretty surprised vail allowed such a thing, but even ski patrol was sending the jump so I guess everything was kosher. They were cracking down on people bringing beers in bags at the lift, but plenty of booze still made it up, if you could hide it on person it was fair game.

I cannot believe I missed that. I made it out for the last PCMR closing weekend before vail bought it and it was insanity.
 
I’ve decided to get a breast reduction and I will be having a going away party for my boobs. You are all invited.
 
14270494:Mingg said:
I’ve decided to get a breast reduction and I will be having a going away party for my boobs. You are all invited.

Dude good luck! I know some girls who have done it, everyone seems really happy
 
14270494:Mingg said:
I’ve decided to get a breast reduction and I will be having a going away party for my boobs. You are all invited.

Just properly measured my boobs and BITCHES I AM A 34FF WHAT THE FUUUUCK.
 
14285349:lil.quinoa said:
Just got a deal with Look Bindings and Pit Viperrrr. Filming at snowbird if anyone will be up there on may 5-7

I'll be at snowbird if you want someone to ski with, I'm definitely not doing anything film worthy though. Also gonna bring the snowboard out at least one of those days and try not die making it slowly down peruvian. I wish they didn't close chickadee so early.

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 2:23:53pm
 
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