Whats grosser than this?

[RunRich]

so yesterday we had some close family friends over and they just adopted this little black baby and he is prly the happiest baby ive ever seen. so i was just chillin on the couch and he was on my lap and i was just pokin him and stuff and he was laughing his ass off. so i decide that im going to lift him in the air..ya know like people do with babies. so i lift him up and hes still laughing and im just looking up at him and makin noises at him and all of the sudden, in what seemed like slow mo, he fuckin pukes STRAIGHT ON MY FACE. mouth open and all..like i said it seemed like slow motion but not slow enough. so yeah i got baby puke all over my face and in my mouth.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Yum.

 

[Orrin]

Hah, just like in the movies.

 

[Toasty.]

from my dog

 

[TechnoPotamus]

if he had taken a dump in your mouth i'd say that would be grosser

 

[Davy.Crockett]

bedsores. look it up on google images i dare you.

also this thread is about to become the pictures/descriptions of nasty shit thread

 

[.AR6rider.]

This is starting to sound like some 2 girls 1 cup shit.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

You are obviously new to this, anyone worth their weight in diapers knows you don't point either end of a baby towards your face. Life lesson learned I hope.

 

[adammontel]

search a blue waffle on GOOGLE!it is the grossest thing youve ever seen

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

your dog looks sarcastic

 

[malonius_funk]

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCK FUCK EWWWWWW

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

nah more like human centipede

 

[malonius_funk]

nah more like A Serbian Film

 

[Chompo.]

i hate my curiosity....

 

[[evan]]

FUCK YOU. SO MANY ASSHOLES!!!

 

[Milksteak]

That's....gross...I would probably retaliate by throwing up on him.

 

[maximiliaan]

i wanted to post some vids of spiderbites but i got sick while searching them

 

[The.Man]

Should've chucked the little bastard.

This thread has major potential to take a turn for the worse...

 

[tall_t]

i dont know why i lold for a long time

 

[RunRich]

thank you all. you are too kind haha. but anyone who hasnt searched any of the above topics, DONT. ive never searched them but ive heard theyre nasty!

 

[Davy.Crockett]

its a bitch. seen way too much nasty shit on the internet after someone told me not to look it up

 

[FBGM]

Hahaha that blows. I was babysitting once like a year ago and the baby I was holding just threw up all over me, fried my phone and everything. It sucked.

 

[egg.]

kinda want to look but very very scarred

 

[.frenchy]

oh my god.. I would of killed it.

 

[MiraFFe]

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[Ski_Alot]

zomg groaty

 

[tripnip]

haha very

 

[idskithat]

now if the baby had a bedsore, and that bedsore somehow threw up on him, we would have a winner

 

[Lt-Aldo-Raine]

IN DUH FACE

 

[kstanz]

WTF i had an idea what it might look like but FUCCK THAT WAS SO BAD

 

[BlackieChan]

Its a baby...they are living breathing puking peeing shitting bags of joy. They're only good when you're the cool dad and they're 20+