I understand that Fortress would never be a destination resort. If I flew from germany and wound up at Fortress, I'd be pissed. But I just think its astounding that given the ticket prices and terrain and snowfall and proximity to Calgary that Fortress couldn't make it work, especially after Wimpeygreen closed. Like tickets and passes at Fortress were half of what they were anywhere else. I guess money doesnt matter to people. Fortress was so close. I guess people like to drive and gas is free. I guess skiing untouched pow is 'uncool' and ice is in. I guess liftlines are all the rage now. I guess its cool to get raped by patrol for ducking ropes. It just boggles my mind why anyone from Calgary WOULDN'T go to Fortress. If you are from overseas and want the whole nine yards by all means go to Louise or Sunshine, but even then the resorts in BC and the States are 10 times better. You'd just think that there would be enough hardcore BC enthusiasts in the calgary area that didnt have unlimited funds who would go to a mountain like Fortress. Anyone that regularly goes to COP, Nak or Norquay is a waste of fuckin skin. The snow sucks, the terrain sucks and you can hit jumps anywhere, so dont give me the park bullshit. parks are gay. I played in parks once, when I was 5. What are you gonna do? Work on your 'newschool' 'tricks'? Please. nobody gives a fuck, except prepubescent mogul racers that cant make the cut and need other options, so you all go impress the little 12 year old japanese boys in your gay ass park. So you can do an Ooptie 9000, big fuckin deal, I can strangle you with my cock and melt you down into wax. Fuck you all suck.
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