i would suggest spending time in sydney where all the big tourist stuff is, then going to perisher blue and thredders (the biggest and best resort in aus hands down) for a bit, and then towards the end hit up the gold coast. if u go to gold coast during australian summer its the wet season, which means itl be really fucking humid
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!